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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: January 14, 2022 10:30AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: January 14, 2022 10:38AM
Those are expensive yellow things, if that's in U.S. currency.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: January 14, 2022 10:41AM
Kilograms, so probably not.

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Tiangou
Those are expensive yellow things, if that's in U.S. currency.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: January 14, 2022 10:45AM
Two satellites got married.

It wasn’t much of a wedding, but man what a reception!



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: January 14, 2022 10:48AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: davemchine
Date: January 14, 2022 10:52AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: January 14, 2022 11:07AM







Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: January 14, 2022 11:10AM
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When I managed a video store, our motto was, "The customer always thinks he's right"
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: January 14, 2022 11:53AM
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When I managed a video store, our motto was, "The customer always thinks he's right"

On a development project where I was in a group of troubleshooters, we had t-shirts made which said, "Don't call us. We'll call you."



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: January 14, 2022 12:39PM
Cell Phone Etiquette:
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six-thirty and not the four-thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."
"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
When the young woman sitting next to him had had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: hal
Date: January 14, 2022 12:46PM
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lost in space
Cell Phone Etiquette:
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six-thirty and not the four-thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."
"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
When the young woman sitting next to him had had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

I love this...
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: January 14, 2022 01:31PM
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anonymouse1
Kilograms, so probably not.

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Tiangou
Those are expensive yellow things, if that's in U.S. currency.

Sign is in English, $ symbol visible, & ".78lb"; so yeah US currency and that's expensive!

meanwhile...





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Racer X
Date: January 14, 2022 09:43PM
That's about the going rate for bananas in Seattle unfortunately. I switched to making pumpkin bread, instead of banana bread.



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