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Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: January 21, 2022 01:09PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: January 21, 2022 01:11PM
My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me right now! Right here!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken"



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jdc
Date: January 21, 2022 02:31PM
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She explained, "The egg timer's broken"

smiley-laughing001 that hurts.





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: January 21, 2022 03:30PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: January 21, 2022 07:52PM
There is a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore like an idiot.

Dave



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Many have eaten here....

Few have died
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: January 21, 2022 09:17PM








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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: January 21, 2022 10:43PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: January 22, 2022 02:22PM
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pRICE cUBE

Wonder how many cars were totaled before the sign went up?
Once saw a full size Ford MP patrol car that hit a small deer @ 30mph,
total loss. Imagine the damage a 1/2 ton cow would cause.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Diana
Date: January 22, 2022 08:33PM
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MrNoBody
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pRICE cUBE

Wonder how many cars were totaled before the sign went up?
Once saw a full size Ford MP patrol car that hit a small deer @ 30mph,
total loss. Imagine the damage a 1/2 ton cow would cause.

Engineered like no other car in the world...


Guy I knew in high school hit a cow. It was a Volkswagen Bug; the cow shrugged it off and left the scene of the accident. The Bug landed on its side and was righted by the driver and a buddy. All survived, including the Bug.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Diana
Date: January 22, 2022 08:34PM
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pRICE cUBE





I was doing fine until I saw that pink thing.

smiley-laughing001
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