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Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Racer X
Date: February 20, 2022 06:23PM
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The fact that this happened to him once before, last year, makes my head spin with questions I'd LOVE to have answered.

I do know that temperature-wise, I don't recall a colder overall winter olympics. I think they are usually around 30ish F. Sometimes mid 30s and slushy. This time it was around 10F?



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: February 20, 2022 06:29PM
...if it was frozen....then he couldn't.....fin(n)ish....??



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Racer X
Date: February 20, 2022 06:30PM
A whole new twist on, no glove, no love.



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Judge Lee wrote that “we cannot jettison our constitutional rights, even if the goal behind a law is laudable." 9th Circuit Court of Appeals

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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: February 20, 2022 06:54PM
A handy excuse for a poor performance.





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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: February 20, 2022 07:55PM
I was in the pool cross-country race.



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Speedy
Date: February 20, 2022 08:14PM
I’m sure he can find a way to warm it naturally.



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: davester
Date: February 20, 2022 08:43PM
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Speedy
I’m sure he can find a way to warm it naturally.

But that would require a partner willing to endure probing with a frozen solid proboscis. Someone into S&M perhaps.



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: btfc
Date: February 20, 2022 08:57PM
That guy needs a fleece codpiece.
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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: February 20, 2022 10:14PM
EMS to the rescue






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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RecipeForDisaster
Date: February 21, 2022 05:22AM
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btfc
That guy needs a fleece codpiece.

Fleece Kodpiece is my new Finnish heavy metal band.
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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: February 21, 2022 09:18AM
Moral of the story: A rock-hard penis is not always a good thing.



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: February 21, 2022 10:11AM
....that's what she said [ #metoo ].......!!



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: deckeda
Date: February 21, 2022 11:41AM
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N-OS X-tasy!
Moral of the story: A rock-hard penis is not always a good thing.

It's a hard luck story, for sure.
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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: February 21, 2022 12:11PM
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deckeda
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N-OS X-tasy!
Moral of the story: A rock-hard penis is not always a good thing.

It's a hard luck story, for sure.

Reminds me of the Stiff Records slogan....



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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: GeneH
Date: February 21, 2022 03:36PM
The male organ is vulnerable to all sorts of hazards, dangling as it does outside the body's trunk. I found that out once the hard way. I probably should rephrase that last remark. Those of you who are or were "mainline" joggers/runners in harsher climes will know whereof I speak.

Many, many moons ago during my running days, I made the mistake of NOT wearing more wind-resistant slacks and underwear during one of Chicago's cold spells while doing my daily miles. Like while running during freezing and ZERO temp days! You only make that mistake once! And I'm not kidding!

A painful problem was resolved by wearing PLASTIC (synthetic?) pants either over my underwear or over my outer slacks as a WINDBREAKER! That took care of the potential "frostbite" problem of one's most "vulnerable organ".

Additionally, sometimes the real danger of running during harsh (cold) conditions is OVERDRESSING! You generate a an awful lot of body heat pretty damn quickly. OK, as long as you're running but stop or slow down too much and you're vulnerable to freezing just as quickly. Not good!
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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: February 22, 2022 05:08PM
.....can you nurse it....back to life [ with kisses ].....????



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