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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: April 01, 2022 07:25AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: April 01, 2022 07:47AM
Insult to injury for this poor video camera.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: April 01, 2022 08:51AM
My girlfriend's cat died and she was devastated.

I wanted to make her feel better, so I got her an identical cat.


She was apoplectic!


WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD CATS?!?!?!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: wurm
Date: April 01, 2022 08:59AM
Reminds me of the old Timex ads: "It's still ticking!"
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 01, 2022 09:42AM








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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: April 01, 2022 09:47AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: mrp-admin
Date: April 01, 2022 10:13AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: April 01, 2022 10:14AM
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How the heck am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden? confused smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: April 01, 2022 10:40AM
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo."



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: April 01, 2022 11:15AM
Down South, a young man falls in love, and he rushes home to tell his Pappy about his new sweetheart.
Pappy sadly shakes his head back and forth and says, "Son, I hate to tell ya, but in mah youth, I sowed mah wild oats, and that girl is yer half-sister."

Brokenhearted, the young man calls off the engagement. Months later, he eventually finds himself another belle, and he rushes home to tell his Pappy.
Again, Pappy breaks the bad news. "Sorry son, but in mah youth, I sowed mah wild oats, and she too is yer half-sister."

Devastated, the young man walks away with tears in his eyes. His Momma sees him and asks what's wrong. The young man explains, "Every girl I take a fancy to, Pappy says he sowed his wild oats, and they're all mah half-sisters!"

Momma says, "You hush up and pay that fool no mind - Pappy ain't no kin o' yours."



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Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Spiff
Date: April 01, 2022 11:33AM
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I want one...
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: April 01, 2022 01:16PM
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Poisson d’Avril !
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: April 01, 2022 01:18PM















Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: hal
Date: April 01, 2022 02:03PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: April 01, 2022 02:12PM
Slip, slidin away (1:27):

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jh
Date: April 01, 2022 04:43PM
Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: hal
Date: April 01, 2022 04:47PM
My favorite source for the RU-Ukraine war is Julia Ioffe - she was recently asked about corruption and how it affects the RU war effort - old RU jokes were brought up and the interviewer asked if she had any newer ones...

You wanna dirty one? She asks...

Q - 'What doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz'

A - 'A Russian made ass buzzer'
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: April 01, 2022 05:02PM
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No floppy!!!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jdc
Date: April 01, 2022 07:08PM
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Hitler is informed Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

I mean, its H**** but I always LOL at this one... something so trival to many... but

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