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Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]

Insult to injury for this poor video camera.

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Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]

My girlfriend's cat died and she was devastated.

I wanted to make her feel better, so I got her an identical cat.


She was apoplectic!


WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD CATS?!?!?!

Reminds me of the old Timex ads: "It's still ticking!"

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Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]

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I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How the heck am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo."

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Down South, a young man falls in love, and he rushes home to tell his Pappy about his new sweetheart.
Pappy sadly shakes his head back and forth and says, "Son, I hate to tell ya, but in mah youth, I sowed mah wild oats, and that girl is yer half-sister."

Brokenhearted, the young man calls off the engagement. Months later, he eventually finds himself another belle, and he rushes home to tell his Pappy.
Again, Pappy breaks the bad news. "Sorry son, but in mah youth, I sowed mah wild oats, and she too is yer half-sister."

Devastated, the young man walks away with tears in his eyes. His Momma sees him and asks what's wrong. The young man explains, "Every girl I take a fancy to, Pappy says he sowed his wild oats, and they're all mah half-sisters!"

Momma says, "You hush up and pay that fool no mind - Pappy ain't no kin o' yours."

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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."

-Plato

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I want one...

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Poisson d’Avril !

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Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)

Slip, slidin away (1:27):

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Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.

Hitler is informed Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

My favorite source for the RU-Ukraine war is Julia Ioffe - she was recently asked about corruption and how it affects the RU war effort - old RU jokes were brought up and the interviewer asked if she had any newer ones...

You wanna dirty one? She asks...

Q - 'What doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz'

A - 'A Russian made ass buzzer'

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I mean, its H**** but I always LOL at this one... something so trival to many... but

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