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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: April 22, 2022 09:16AM

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: davemchine
Date: April 22, 2022 09:30AM

Ukulele music I couldn't find anywhere else.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: richorlin
Date: April 22, 2022 11:21AM

“Hand-crafted humor since 1947”
More laughs than a barrel of dead monkeys
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: April 22, 2022 06:10PM
One day Benny finds a dirty lamp and rubs it to clean it. A puff of smoke and there's a genie.

"you have 3 wishes" says the genie "but, there is one condition. You must never shave again. If you do, you will be turned into an urn"

Benny thinks about it for a moment and then decides, so what if I have a long beard. "ok" he says and asks for a mansion, a few billion and a harem.

Poof, granted and Benny is as happy as happy can be.. except that damn beard. It itches and keeps getting longer over the years. After many years have passed, Benny figures, what the heck, the genie's no longer around and this beard is becoming a real pain, so he shaves it off.

POOF. Benny is instantly turned into an urn.

The moral of the story: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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