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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 06, 2022 08:38AM
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the Chicken Surprise.

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises lightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again, the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

"Chicken Surprise."

"Ah, so sorry. I brought you Peeking Duck."




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: May 06, 2022 09:04AM
How does one think the unthinkable?






With an itheberg.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: May 06, 2022 09:04AM
Did you know Jar Jar Binks has a brother who is a famous author?
Jor Jor Well



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: May 06, 2022 09:04AM
To teach my child about democracy, I let him vote on dinner. He just picked pizza.
I'm about to make tacos because we don't live in a swing state.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: May 06, 2022 09:05AM
Grandma reads the Wonkey Donkey:

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: May 06, 2022 09:07AM
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ztirffritz
How does one think the unthinkable?






With an itheberg.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: May 06, 2022 01:22PM










And now, some animal humor...







And next, a few for the teachers, along with some Star Trek humor...




















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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Racer X
Date: May 06, 2022 02:47PM
You might be a redneck if your family reunion has an upside down pineapple as a centerpiece.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lew Zealand
Date: May 06, 2022 04:08PM
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PeterB

Lotsa good ones here but this one got the LOL from me!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: May 06, 2022 05:52PM
We've all known someone like this...







A little break from the grief...






Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: May 06, 2022 09:19PM
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Racer X
You might be a redneck if your family reunion has an upside down pineapple as a centerpiece.



ROTFL
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jh
Date: May 06, 2022 11:56PM
Daughter and wife gave me a T Shirt similar to this one for Christmas a while back. I wear it when I am getting ready to mow to give them fair warning.



Now they want to give me this one for Father's Day.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: AllGold
Date: May 07, 2022 03:23PM
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Lew Zealand
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PeterB

Lotsa good ones here but this one got the LOL from me!

Yeah, me too.



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