A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the Chicken Surprise.

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises lightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again, the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

"Chicken Surprise."

"Ah, so sorry. I brought you Peeking Duck."

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How does one think the unthinkable?






With an itheberg.

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Did you know Jar Jar Binks has a brother who is a famous author?
Jor Jor Well

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To teach my child about democracy, I let him vote on dinner. He just picked pizza.
I'm about to make tacos because we don't live in a swing state.

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How does one think the unthinkable?






With an itheberg.

And now, some animal humor...







And next, a few for the teachers, along with some Star Trek humor...

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Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)

You might be a redneck if your family reunion has an upside down pineapple as a centerpiece.

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Judge Lee wrote that “we cannot jettison our constitutional rights, even if the goal behind a law is laudable." 9th Circuit Court of Appeals

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Lotsa good ones here but this one got the LOL from me!

We've all known someone like this...

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You might be a redneck if your family reunion has an upside down pineapple as a centerpiece.

Daughter and wife gave me a T Shirt similar to this one for Christmas a while back. I wear it when I am getting ready to mow to give them fair warning.



Now they want to give me this one for Father's Day.

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Lotsa good ones here but this one got the LOL from me!

Yeah, me too.

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