Doctor: I need to speak with you about your lab results.
Karen: Don't talk to me about your fake science mumbo jumbo. I only trust holistic, vegan, homeopathic remedies.
Doctor: What about astrology?
Karen: I believe in astrology too.
Doctor: OK, what's your sign?
Karen: cancer
Doctor: What a coincidence...
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