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Oh, The Water
Posted by: btfc
Date: May 29, 2022 11:57AM
Let it run all over me...

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The sky blue water... Wa-a-ter...
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: May 29, 2022 12:56PM
The dip refreshing.


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Re: Oh, The Water
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: May 29, 2022 01:07PM
Someone should clean the pool and deck.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/29/2022 01:08PM by Tiangou.
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Re: Oh, The Water
Posted by: rgG
Date: May 29, 2022 02:10PM
We had a deer fall into our pool once.
I was very glad it found the steps and got out on its own, lol.

Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)
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Re: Oh, The Water
Posted by: btfc
Date: May 29, 2022 02:22PM
I used to be the caretaker at a hot springs, at the edge of a wilderness area; every ten days or so I would spend the night in town and shop, run errands etc. and return in time to open the pool in the morning.

One morning I returned to find a huge bull moose in the pool. It was the fall, during the moose rut.

I made a little noise to see if I could induce him to leave, but he just glared at me, so I backed off and after a while he left of his own accord.

There was a bathtub ring of moose hair around the pool for the rest of the day.
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Re: Oh, The Water
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: May 29, 2022 02:51PM

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Re: Oh, The Water
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: May 30, 2022 06:57AM
Van De Wolfshaar

"Wolf's hair"?

I say she had been asking for it, with a name like that...

Hurts like a bastid...
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