a perfect combination of hot-weather-wear and styling that Men and other dads appreciate.


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Margarita Girl.......

Hmmm, still too much foot fur for functional cooling.

No. Just no.

How about a good, small, battery-operated, personal fan? Not the cheap souvenir kind, a good one that puts out a strong breeze and will last a while. Sharper Image and Hammacher-Schlemmer used to offer them.

I was going to suggest a box of paper church fans as an alternative because they put out a heckuva breeze and don't need batteries, but all the ones I saw for sale were either exclusively and heavily Christian-themed or blank and print-to-order. The ones we had when I was growing up were non-denominational and featured a selection of images of Bellingrath Gardens, Cypress Gardens, etc., but apparently that's no longer an option.

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I would have gone with a pocketknife.

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I would have gone with a pocketknife.

Right. At least then you could butcher your own boots should you ever feel that were necessary!

They scream everything but.

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No. Just no.

Preach.

Boots like that are a complete waste unless you get some bedazzling going on with those dungarees.

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I feel a disturbance in the memory of the Margarita Girl, for some reason.

TTsFN.

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My GOD! Those are REAL?

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My GOD! Those are REAL?

Sure - matt over at AS has two pair.

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She's not Margarita Girl but I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.