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Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: July 22, 2022 09:33AM






Back to music...

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: July 22, 2022 09:40AM
That's the Venusian forecast.



=TC
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: OWC Jamie
Date: July 22, 2022 10:07AM




Good Luck!
Jamie Dresser
Other World Computing
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: m.paris
Date: July 22, 2022 01:28PM
A plane is on its way to Toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

“I told her, ‘First class isn't going to Toronto.’”
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: July 22, 2022 01:36PM




Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/22/2022 01:39PM by timg.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: July 22, 2022 02:39PM
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Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: July 22, 2022 03:22PM
Me: he eagles won last night
Co worker: oh did you watch the game?
Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game





[grocery produce aisle]
ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?
CLERK: No, why do you ask?
CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?



Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: July 22, 2022 06:24PM
It's so hot...

Last night, my family huddled around the furnace to cool off.

Todd's channeling-Johnny-Carson Ouija board
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