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It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: btfc
Date: July 24, 2022 11:27PM
“ A 70-year-old woman was stabbed by the bill of a 100-pound sailfish that leapt out of the water and attacked her as her companions were trying to reel it in on a boat near the Florida coast, authorities said.

The sailfish stabbed the woman from Arnold, Maryland, in the groin area with its pointed bill on Tuesday while she was standing in the boat as two companions tried to bring it in on a fishing line about two miles offshore from Stuart, Florida, according to a report from the Martin County Sheriff’s Office.

The companions applied pressure to the wound, and the woman was taken to Stuart for medical treatment.

The woman told deputies that the attack happened so fast that she didn’t have time to react, according to the sheriff’s office report. “


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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: Speedy
Date: July 25, 2022 04:49AM
It attacked her? Like, on purpose?



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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: July 25, 2022 08:46AM
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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 25, 2022 08:52AM
.....misogyny....??



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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: Z
Date: July 25, 2022 09:52AM
At least it wasn’t a Minke whale -

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/25/2022 11:03AM by Z.
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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: pdq
Date: July 25, 2022 10:59AM
Or a whale breaching on to a boat!
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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: July 25, 2022 11:45AM
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Z
At least it wasn’t a Minke whale -

[www.adn.com]

Was it a seeing eye minke?

Did he have a permit for that minke?
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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: rz
Date: July 25, 2022 12:17PM
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mrbigstuff

Was it a seeing eye minke?

Did he have a permit for that minke?

smiley-laughing001

I believe the correct quote is "Do you have a leeesonce for your minke?"
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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 25, 2022 02:10PM
.....hope the sailfish used.....protection.....



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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: btfc
Date: July 25, 2022 03:32PM
“ It attacked her? “

Other reports say that, while hooked, the sailfish charged the boat and leapt out of the water, striking the woman.

Love that minke whale pic.
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Re: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Takes a Sailfish to the Groin
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: July 26, 2022 05:09PM
Holy Carp!

A hover whale!






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