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Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: August 21, 2022 10:38PM
Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022

1. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta – Masai Graham (52%)

2. Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery? – Mark Simmons (37%)

3. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock – Olaf Falafel (36%)

4. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family – Hannah Fairweather (35%)

5. I hate funerals. I’m not a mourning person – Will Mars (34%)

6. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back – Olaf Falafel (33%)

7. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx – Richard Pulsford (29%)

8. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery – Tim Vine (28%)

9. Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate – Sophie Duker (27%)

10. I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days – Will Duggan (25%)
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Re: Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: August 22, 2022 06:31AM
Those might have killed when included in a routine.

Otherwise, not so much.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022
Posted by: Afterall
Date: August 22, 2022 11:31AM
I laughed at #8.
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Re: Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: August 22, 2022 01:04PM
I thought #6 was best



Hurts like a bastid...
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Re: Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: August 22, 2022 04:08PM
I'd be proud to tell #3.
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