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nice pick up lines
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: August 29, 2022 10:16PM
Geeky Pick-up Lines

You auto-complete me.

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple, yet disarming.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Kiss me if I'm wrong. Dinosaurs are extinct, right?

I want our love to be like the number Pi. Irrational and never-ending.

Do you have 11 electrons? Then how is it you're sodium fine?

I bet you’re a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waals force. Can you feel it? Come closer.

Forget hydrogen. You’re my number one element.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

I think I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.

Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also, I’m glad to see you.



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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: August 29, 2022 10:46PM
“Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me, I'm from a different planet” will get you a date with a fellow Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fan, if you can stomach the possible beating by the guy she’s talking with. Just don’t wear a second head for the purpose of authenticity. That won’t get you anywhere. Just trust me on that.
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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: August 29, 2022 11:25PM
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S. Pupp
Just don’t wear a second head for the purpose of authenticity. That won’t get you anywhere. Just trust me on that.

A bird cage is required for authenticity.



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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: August 30, 2022 07:06AM
Those are fantastic and terrible. I’d only go for a girl who fell for one of those.



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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: August 30, 2022 09:36AM
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S. Pupp
Just don’t wear a second head for the purpose of authenticity. That won’t get you anywhere. Just trust me on that.

I just remembered that he only had one head at the time he made the pass.
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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: mikebw
Date: August 30, 2022 02:03PM
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Tiangou
Geeky Pick-up Lines

Kiss me if I'm wrong. Dinosaurs are extinct, right?

I don't get this one.

Dinosaurs ARE extinct, so no kiss.
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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: August 30, 2022 02:04PM
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mikebw
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Tiangou
Geeky Pick-up Lines

Kiss me if I'm wrong. Dinosaurs are extinct, right?

I don't get this one.

Dinosaurs ARE extinct, so no kiss.

Birds are avian dinosaurs.

It’s a test for mutual geekiness.







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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: mikebw
Date: August 30, 2022 02:59PM
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Tiangou
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mikebw
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Tiangou
Geeky Pick-up Lines

Kiss me if I'm wrong. Dinosaurs are extinct, right?

I don't get this one.

Dinosaurs ARE extinct, so no kiss.

Birds are avian dinosaurs.

It’s a test for mutual geekiness.


OK, then pucker up pal! smiley-shocked003
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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: Ca Bob
Date: August 30, 2022 04:24PM
They may be geeky, but I don't think they are pickup lines.
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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: August 30, 2022 05:47PM
I'm not a pick-up line sort of guy, but the one time I did use one the lady in question was suitably impressive. As I recall, the line went something like:

"Take me to jail, madam, 'cause I've been arrested by your beauty."



It is what it is.
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Re: nice pick up lines
Posted by: Ca Bob
Date: August 30, 2022 09:05PM
I was going to suggest a thread on the worst lines, but I suspect we already have it.

The all time worst line;

Hi. I have a bottle of chloroform. Want to come back to my place?
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