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Friday Funnies
Posted by: gadje
Date: September 23, 2022 09:07AM
OK, I'll start

Read the title of that chapter on page 19.

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: September 23, 2022 10:12AM
NSFW
Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress.
He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month.
Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of total isolation, someone knocked on his door.
He opened it and there was a huge, bearded man standing there:
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from about 10 miles up the road. Having a party Friday night. Thought you might like to come... about 5:00."
"Great," says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you!"
As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you ... There's gonna be some drinkin'."
"I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops.
"More 'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Tom says, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Lars turns from the door. "More 'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."



=TC
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: September 23, 2022 12:09PM
goodone



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: davemchine
Date: September 23, 2022 12:10PM


I get caught probably once a week on this one. Oops!



Ukulele music I couldn't find anywhere else.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2022 12:11PM by davemchine.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: September 23, 2022 01:28PM
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Buzz
Date: September 23, 2022 02:36PM

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: MindMeld
Date: September 23, 2022 05:25PM
I don't think. Therefore I'm not.

Descartes, Jr.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: September 23, 2022 06:30PM
Classic case of Descartes before Deshorse.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: September 24, 2022 12:42AM




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