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Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: October 14, 2022 07:11AM






In memory of Dickie Betts.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: October 14, 2022 07:45AM
Not sure if this is at all funny but we got our first snow overnight. It won’t stick because it’s getting up to 43° today.



Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 14, 2022 09:33AM
“I’ve got to get rid of our new chauffeur,” Arthur complained to his wife, Mirabelle. “His driving is terrible. He almost killed me three times!” “Oh,” pleaded Mirabelle, “just give him one more chance.”




Joe and Jenny drove for miles in silence in their new motorhome after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. After many miles had passed, a frustrated Joe pointed to a mule in a nearby pasture. “A relative of yours?” he asked Jenny. “Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”





At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach,” replied the little boy.

“Do you understand what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse the umpire or call him a jerk. Do you understand all that?” Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued, “And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not a stupid decision or that the coach is a butthead, is it?” “No, coach.”

“Good!” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!”
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: October 14, 2022 11:40AM








In tha 360. MRF User Map



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/14/2022 11:48AM by Filliam H. Muffman.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Grateful11
Date: October 14, 2022 11:47AM
Van Gogh
smiley-laughing001



Grateful11
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: lost in space
Date: October 14, 2022 12:27PM
How to tell someone they're ignorant without being negative:

Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: October 14, 2022 12:29PM


Paul
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: October 14, 2022 04:03PM
"Ken Burns 'The Life of Paul Bunyan' is brought to you by the American Timber Foundation and hewers like you- thank you"
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