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Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: gadje
Date: November 18, 2022 09:36PM
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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: November 18, 2022 10:05PM
A man and his son were driving down an icy road. When they took a corner, the car flipped. After a while, two ambulances came, one took the father to a hospital in the west, the other took the son to an hospital in the east. The nurses rushed the son into surgery, because he was losing a lot of blood. The doctor entered, and after looking at the boy exclaimed: ” I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son!”

How can this be?



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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: wurm
Date: November 18, 2022 10:09PM
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Tiangou
A man and his son were driving down an icy road. When they took a corner, the car flipped. After a while, two ambulances came, one took the father to a hospital in the west, the other took the son to an hospital in the east. The nurses rushed the son into surgery, because he was losing a lot of blood. The doctor entered, and after looking at the boy exclaimed: ” I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son!”

How can this be?

Archie Bunker knows...now.
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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: November 19, 2022 12:02AM
Because she's a 'journalist' for the NYP.






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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: Ca Bob
Date: November 19, 2022 02:34AM
Because it was a marriage of two men who had the boy as their son.
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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: November 19, 2022 06:40AM
.....a plane crashes right on the border of U.S. and Canada.....where do you bury the survivors.....???



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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: Fritz
Date: November 19, 2022 06:44AM
isn't former no show Gov. of Illaskher?



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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: wowzer
Date: November 19, 2022 10:41AM
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.....a plane crashes right on the border of U.S. and Canada.....where do you bury the survivors.....???

I usually let the survivors decide where they want to be buried. The dead….that’s another story.



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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: November 19, 2022 01:26PM
She's hospital admin and there to see if he has insurance.






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All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: November 19, 2022 01:26PM
Because she's Mia Farrow in the Woody Allan movie Zelig.

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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: Speedy
Date: November 19, 2022 02:10PM
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Tiangou
A man and his son were driving down an icy road. When they took a corner, the car flipped. After a while, two ambulances came, one took the father to a hospital in the west, the other took the son to an hospital in the east. The nurses rushed the son into surgery, because he was losing a lot of blood. The doctor entered, and after looking at the boy exclaimed: ” I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son!”

How can this be?

Grandfather is a surgeon.



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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: gadje
Date: November 19, 2022 03:34PM
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Speedy
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Tiangou
A man and his son were driving down an icy road. When they took a corner, the car flipped. After a while, two ambulances came, one took the father to a hospital in the west, the other took the son to an hospital in the east. The nurses rushed the son into surgery, because he was losing a lot of blood. The doctor entered, and after looking at the boy exclaimed: ” I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son!”

How can this be?

Grandfather Mother is a surgeon.

Fixed that for you.
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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: Speedy
Date: November 19, 2022 04:18PM
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gadje
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Speedy
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Tiangou
A man and his son were driving down an icy road. When they took a corner, the car flipped. After a while, two ambulances came, one took the father to a hospital in the west, the other took the son to an hospital in the east. The nurses rushed the son into surgery, because he was losing a lot of blood. The doctor entered, and after looking at the boy exclaimed: ” I can’t operate on this boy, he is my son!”

How can this be?

Grandfather Mother is a surgeon.

Fixed that for you.

Yep, caught me stereotyping.



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Re: Why she does not have a stethoscope?
Posted by: wurm
Date: November 19, 2022 04:55PM
As I referenced earlier, and I tried to find the whole episode to no avail. But the setup is almost as enjoyable as when Archie learns the answer to the riddle, which is not part of this 4:35 clip.
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