any word, not in the dictionary, that ends in "izzle"

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Joey Cupcakes
How about LOL, especially:

1. When said out loud and not in an email or post, and

2. When the situation isn't remotely smile or laugh inducing to begin with?

That was funny, LOL

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Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)

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Joey Cupcakes
How about LOL, especially:

1. When said out loud and not in an email or post, and

2. When the situation isn't remotely smile or laugh inducing to begin with?

[youtube.com]

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trisho.
#2. White people using the N-word while not in a strictly academic context.

For me, you can add:
1. Black people, or in fact, any knucklehead using the N-word while not in a strictly academic context.

2. Anybody using "ho" unless it's preceeded by "hi" (I guess "hidee" would be okay)

3. "Like" as in: " ...and he was, like, totally wrong."

4. Post announcement upgrade

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JoeM

I haven't seen anybody use "yeppers" since Michael Scott was scolded for using it on The Office.

Granularity

Every fscking dough-headed moran is working granularity into every conversation.


"Moran" is getting long in the tooth as well

"-czar" (drug-czar, war-czar, etc.)
"form factor"
"I made a mistake." Especially when the "mistake" is a crime.
"I take full responsibility." When there is nobody who can or will fire you.

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"We're taking it to the next level"

Crap boardroom jargon spouted at every opportunity, especially to the TV "news", to make it seem like X company is doing something new when it's actually something smaller companies have been doing for a while now and the bigs are just now glomming onto.

"To tell you the truth...." Uh-h like you normally wouldn't.

"The Surge is working."

Soccor Mom.
ANYbody using the "N-word", including those who think they're entitled.
Next Level
Fey
Meh
skank
bitch
biatch
bling
bro-ham
I've never heard celltexting abbreviations "spoken", but if that's the case, it must stop! (There's a very bad commercial using that stuff.)
Roll Call
eraser head
-nazi (pick a prefix, any prefix)
And anything GtDS says must go!
kewl
new-b
noob
n00b
"censorship!!"

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

"Let me be honest with you" and "To be honest..."

So, you weren't, prior to this point?

And "You have no idea..."

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

The one my middle-schooler is fixed on right now.

Jeez Guys.

Drives me up the wall.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but, three rights make a left.

"lame" needs to go too. Too many morans use that far, far too much.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

no-brainer

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

Extreme
Uncensored
Reality
Raw

(anything described with those typically never is).

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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
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Eureka, CA

Must go away:

"It is what it is" (a co-worker uses this when there is no other brain activity happening)
"in terms of..." (carlin whined about this one too)
"literally" also when pronounced LITT-TRA-LEE
"irregardless" (how hard is it to just say regardless?)
"let me check my understanding" (my boss uses this instead of asking you to repeat)
"that's what she said" (although Steve Carell's use on The Office is hilarious)
"the only limit is your imagination" (used in tons of tech product/software ads)
adding extra HADs in a sentence where not needed

I concur with:

"at the end of the day"
"pull the trigger"
"git'r done"
"that's gay/retarded" (there are how many other adjectives you could use?)

peace-
miK.

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Sometimes I wonder, "What would Hodor say in this situation?" - Jim Gaffigan





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2007 05:07PM by miK..

Cut and run

It's a win-win

When I saw the thread title I thought that 'needs to go away' needs to go away...

Hey, I like win-win!

hello
goodbye
nice to meet you
good to meet you
thank you
is that you or me?
Bush
Chaney
your dog is an extraterrestrial trying to invade my brain
oxipidous

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