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Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: pdq
Date: January 30, 2023 12:17PM
Twenty-one!

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A Harvard University study has pinpointed the precise number of times men should @#$%& [starts with "E", ends with "jaculate'] each month in order to stave off certain harmful diseases.

Research published in the journal European Urology has indicated that high levels of sexual activity can reduce the risk of contracting prostate cancer.

The study observed the sexual habits of 32,000 men and in conclusion, determined that those with a higher rate of ejaculation were less likely to have prostate tumours.

...The study found that men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month had a 33 per cent lower risk of prostate cancer than those that didn't.

Quite why this helps the prostate hasn't quite been determined yet but scientists have speculated that it may flush toxins out of the system.

"Flush toxins out of the system" sounds like BS to me, but the study appears real.

So get busy busy busy gents.
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: gadje
Date: January 30, 2023 12:31PM
at least 21 times a month

Phew, I though I exceeded the limit.
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: pdq
Date: January 30, 2023 01:46PM
I never, even in my sex-crazed youth....

I guess I'm doomed.
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: MikeF
Date: January 30, 2023 02:19PM
What is the one thing my wife tells me almost every morning when she wakes up? "Get off me! It's not your birthday!"
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: wurm
Date: January 30, 2023 02:24PM
I didn't read the study, but I'm assuming it doesn't mention partners necessarily being involved.
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Bill in NC
Date: January 30, 2023 02:33PM
Will be sure to show it to the wife.
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Speedy
Date: January 30, 2023 02:48PM
If you are taking medication to ward off prostate problems you aren’t going to be hitting 21.


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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: January 30, 2023 02:49PM
I'm gonna need a hand with this one...


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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Numo
Date: January 30, 2023 02:56PM
Excuse me for a few minutes . . .
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: wurm
Date: January 30, 2023 03:08PM
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Mr Downtown
Date: January 30, 2023 03:31PM
I guess I should be healthy for a long time to come.
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: January 30, 2023 03:33PM
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ztirffritz
I'm gonna need a hand with this one...

No, just no. Don't even look at me.


“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: gabester
Date: January 30, 2023 03:54PM
I dunno fellas... this study kinda seems to be rubbing some of you the wrong way.


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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: wave rider
Date: January 30, 2023 05:20PM
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Ombligo
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ztirffritz
I'm gonna need a hand with this one...

No, just no. Don't even look at me.

smiley-laughing001


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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: January 30, 2023 06:30PM


One of my all time favorite episodes.

Elaine had to ante double, LLOL material.





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Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
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You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: January 30, 2023 08:11PM
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: pdq
Date: January 31, 2023 07:43AM
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Paul F.
Soooo.... Does this mean my insurance will pay for a quotes smiley massage quotes smiley at a certain local quotes smiley massage parlor quotes smiley as preventative medicine?

Only if you go 21 times a month.

wink smiley
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: January 31, 2023 12:13PM
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pdq
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Paul F.
Soooo.... Does this mean my insurance will pay for a quotes smiley massage quotes smiley at a certain local quotes smiley massage parlor quotes smiley as preventative medicine?

Only if you go 21 times a month.

wink smiley

Challenge....accepted?
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Re: Harvard health tip for men: how many times a month?
Posted by: davester
Date: January 31, 2023 05:02PM
21 times a week seems to be pushing it a bit...oh wait, you said month? No problem!


"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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