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If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 11, 2023 09:00AM



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/11/2023 10:56AM by pRICE cUBE.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: May 11, 2023 09:05AM
Warning: Hard Hat Area

Reality subject to collapse.


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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: May 11, 2023 09:32AM
Permeable boundaries.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: msglee
Date: May 11, 2023 09:40AM
NO WARNING SHOTS
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Mactel
Date: May 11, 2023 10:15AM
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Speedy
Date: May 11, 2023 10:30AM
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Mactel


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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Speedy
Date: May 11, 2023 10:32AM
Wash in warm water before using, hang dry.


Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: May 11, 2023 10:43AM
Warning: No user-replaceable parts.


My life goes smoothly and in regular intervals
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: May 11, 2023 10:48AM
Warning : Does stupid stuff, first aid kit —->
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Diana
Date: May 11, 2023 10:51AM
Am I restricted to just one?
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 11, 2023 10:54AM
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Diana
Am I restricted to just one?

No


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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: May 11, 2023 11:29AM



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: May 11, 2023 12:06PM
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear


Hurts like a bastid...
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Diana
Date: May 11, 2023 12:10PM
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pRICE cUBE
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Diana
Am I restricted to just one?

No

Right now: Caution. Low BS Threshold. Volatile.

There are three categories: Caution, Warning, and Danger. I find myself wearing all three lately. As in “Warning! BS Threshold Reached!” And “Danger! Imminent Explosion! Seek Cover Now!”

There are others as well. In short, I’m too tired to deal today.

Sometime today I’ll need to have the “do you think I’m an idiot” conversation with my brother. I may have had to play one around my mom (she’s always right, never wrong) to keep the peace, but my patience with HIM is wearing quite thin.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Spock
Date: May 11, 2023 12:14PM
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 11, 2023 12:26PM



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: May 11, 2023 01:12PM
Rick-O!
Welcome back
when did you return?


“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 11, 2023 01:45PM
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Ombligo
Rick-O!
Welcome back
when did you return?

Thanks. I still lurk from time to time. I haven't posted much for awhile.


Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: August West
Date: May 11, 2023 07:04PM
Born Cranky


“There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they’re falling in."

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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Harbourmaster
Date: May 11, 2023 08:29PM
Troublemaker


Aloha, Ken


“I have developed significant attachments to several members even though I wouldn't recognize them if I sat next to one on a park bench. I'm often tempted when in an airport to walk around, hollering "The Løpe", to see if anyone other than the Homeland Security people will acknowledge me. ” - The Løpe

"If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion, or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein. If there are any circumstances which permit an exception, they do not now occur to us." Justice Robert Jackson
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: davec
Date: May 11, 2023 08:41PM
Alert- This is a Drama-free Zone!


...on the trailing edge of technology.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: May 11, 2023 08:45PM
My favorite was
WARNING
STUPID PEOPLE ARE
NOT ALLOWD TO
OPERATE THIS EQUIPMENT

I made one up and put it on a machine as a joke for the operator, who was always complaining to engineering (me) about “second shift screwing it up”.

Fast forward three days and there was one on every machine in the plant.

I got in a bit of trouble for that one…
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Re: If you came with a warning tag, what would it say?
Posted by: PeterB
Date: May 11, 2023 09:56PM
Warning: Contents Under Pressure. May explode without warning.



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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: gadje
Date: May 11, 2023 10:08PM
My wife removes all tags.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: May 12, 2023 08:36AM
Make sure it is only this tag when you are ripping things off.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: Janit
Date: May 13, 2023 05:08AM
High oxygen zone: gaslights will cause explosions.
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Re: If you came with a warning tag(s), what would it say?
Posted by: vision63
Date: May 14, 2023 02:07AM
He won't marry you.
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