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Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: gadje
Date: June 16, 2023 11:18AM
Bad meeting coming up. Need some humor.

Thanks!
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: June 16, 2023 11:33AM
Ways to talk trash using famous-people's well-known attributes against them.

Hey, Kid Rock. Grow up!
Hey, Archimedes, screw you!
With all due respect, George Washington Carver, that's nuts!
Chaplin, what a tramp!
Noah, move your asses.
Achilles, what a heel!
Hold your horses, Ben-Hur!
Hey Edison, lighten up!
Get a clue, Sherlock!
That's debatable, Mr. Darrow.
Hey, John Muir, take a hike!
Misters Young, Hunt, and Liddy, all of you pipe down!
Not so fast, Taylor Swift
Benjamin Franklin, go fly a kite!
Hey, Veronica, go jump in a lake! And take Ricki with you!
Kelvin, chill out! And put down that vodka!
Hey, Marceau, speak up!

Todd's not-yet Turing keyboard
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: gabester
Date: June 16, 2023 11:40AM
A new shirt in my bad dad puns collection:


MOUNTAINS

THEY AREN'T JUST FUNNY

THEY ARE

HILL AREAS



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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: MikeF
Date: June 16, 2023 12:34PM
Posted before. Wait for it -- 2 dogs successful, then...
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Anyone who's had a golden retriever can relate...
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 16, 2023 01:14PM










Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/16/2023 01:20PM by pRICE cUBE.
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: PeterB
Date: June 16, 2023 01:17PM
Friday Funnies™, Feline Edition...

Why You Need a Cat 101:
















Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: lost in space
Date: June 16, 2023 02:37PM
FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH


His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- --Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle --------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ------------------------------------ Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

The brother with low back pain-------------------------Lum Bay Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh



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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: gadje
Date: June 16, 2023 03:25PM
That was good!
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: June 16, 2023 03:57PM








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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: June 16, 2023 03:58PM
That's actually a lot of mirth out of Gogh.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: June 16, 2023 04:35PM




In tha 360. MRF User Map
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Re: Friday Funnies? Please please please
Posted by: DP
Date: June 17, 2023 07:00AM
I told my wife I bought eggs laid by vegetarian fed chickens and she said it was a good use for vegetarians...





Something different.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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