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you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: June 17, 2023 09:30AM
Your airpod falls out of your ear and goes into the unflushed toilet.

sigh.



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: rz
Date: June 17, 2023 09:40AM
smiley-shocked003
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: DP
Date: June 17, 2023 09:59AM
A week ago I shot an event with video and left a fully charged GoPro battery in my pants. Yep, washed it. Unlike BB tho, I let it dry and it works! Had a full charge on it which it held!

But I just have to remember to check those pockets!





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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: June 17, 2023 10:30AM
That's the way my father lost a Cartier lighter that he couldn't afford.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: June 17, 2023 10:31AM
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Ombligo
Your airpod falls out of your ear and goes into the unflushed toilet.

sigh.

Thoughts and prayers. Among the reasons I don't have AirPods is the certainty that I would knock one out of my ear in some way that would render it unrecoverable/too disgusting to salvage.

Maybe you can sell yours to some of the unhinged and clearly gullible proponents of urine-drinking as a cure for everything.



My life goes smoothly and in regular intervals
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: vision63
Date: June 17, 2023 11:50AM
Yep yep. That would be a sign.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: June 17, 2023 12:20PM
....poop...???



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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: June 17, 2023 02:32PM
After running a cleaning business and diapering our three children ( and my two youngest siblings), I would reach in and get it. Soap and water cleans all things.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: GGD
Date: June 17, 2023 02:47PM
Don't you have some disposable gloves left from the start of the pandemic?
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: June 17, 2023 03:22PM
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GGD
Don't you have some disposable gloves left from the start of the pandemic?

Ever tried putting a disposable glove on with one hand?



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: June 17, 2023 03:50PM
.....often times, one can use one's mouth.....to pick up some stuff....



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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: Buzz
Date: June 17, 2023 04:59PM
I bought Mrs. Buzz some (too) expensive pearls (in the form of a necklace). At some point during her 43+ years of stewardessing, she managed to let those pearls (as the clasp, or the strand failed), fall into the deep blue and poo, while she was trying to flush the potty in her airplane during one of her work trips.

Had it been a piece of jewelry that was more impervious to stuff like that, she woulda gone fishin',
but there's no way absorbent pearls had another life left in 'em after that swim.

Not a good day.


When I went to the doc's office, 3 or 4 months after my first reconstructive back surgery in 1996, the doc puts the fresh xray up on the viewer on the wall,
and says, "uh oh, it looks like one of the titanium pedicle screws in your back is broken......"

Not a good day.

When $h!t happens, it's usually not a good day.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: hal
Date: June 17, 2023 06:23PM
Back in my coffee drinking days, I would begin every day by putting the paper cone into the plastic cone, putting in WAY too much coffee, and then add water to drip. Once every 18mo or so, I'd knock the cone over filled with hot water and coffee grounds and it would go EVERYWHERE!

Then I had to clean it up and start over - I can not start a day without caffeine. And this would set me back a few precious moments likely making me late for work, but late is better than showing up uncaffeinated.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: decay
Date: June 17, 2023 07:31PM
[www.amazon.com]



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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: gadje
Date: June 17, 2023 08:56PM
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Ombligo
Your airpod falls out of your ear and goes into the unflushed toilet.

sigh.

yellow or brown?

[www.youtube.com]
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: June 17, 2023 09:18PM
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gadje
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Ombligo
Your airpod falls out of your ear and goes into the unflushed toilet.

sigh.

yellow or brown?

[www.youtube.com]


brown (and I have a very fiber rich riet)



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/17/2023 09:19PM by Ombligo.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: Don C
Date: June 17, 2023 09:40PM
Lost an iPhone that way. "jumped" right out of my pocket. I couldn't do that if I tried a hundred times.
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Re: you know the day is going to suck when...
Posted by: vision63
Date: June 19, 2023 04:07AM
The word that comes out your mouth.

Fuuuuuuuuuuk!
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