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Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheTominator
Date: August 04, 2023 08:49AM
News from 2024:

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: August 04, 2023 09:11AM
I'm at a diner and order a Pepsi. Server says "We have Coke." I say, "Fine. I'll have a gram of that and a Pepsi".





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: August 04, 2023 09:36AM




Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jonny
Date: August 04, 2023 02:03PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Buzz
Date: August 04, 2023 02:37PM
Waiting for the unicorns and rainbows to come out.......
In the meantime, don't use any brown Kleenex.....


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: August 04, 2023 07:44PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: August 06, 2023 09:57PM
A cop pulls someone over for running a stop sign. The driver complains, "But officer, come on, I slowed down! What's the difference?" At that point, the cop pulls the driver out of the car and starts just beating on him with his baton. After a minute, the cop says, "So, do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"



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