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Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: September 22, 2023 09:55AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 22, 2023 10:04AM
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.

I'm a vegetarian because I HATE PLANTS!! mad smiley



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: September 22, 2023 10:19AM
















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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: September 22, 2023 10:24AM
The October 2023 issue of the Canadian Reader's Digest is finally out. Of several jokes I submitted, the one they used (so far) is:

String Theory (This title was added by the editors. Not bad.)

I was going to sign up for a banjo class but decided against it. The notice read, "First lesson free, no strings attached."

Todd's lucrative keyboard
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: mikebw
Date: September 22, 2023 10:51AM
A tree grew up in an empty field with no other trees around as far as it could see. The tree was so lonely and would often wonder where it came from, or even what type of tree is was.

One day an ant was walking past and the tree asked "please sir, do you know what kind of tree I am?" The ant said "very tall".

The next day a deer was walking past and the tree asked "please sir, do you know what kind of tree I am?" The deer said "very wide".

The next day a horse was walking past and the tree asked "please sir, do you know what kind of tree I am?" The horse said "very old".

The next day a hiker was walking past and the tree asked "please sir, do you know what kind of tree I am?" The hiker held up a mirror so the tree could see itself. The tree looked and exclaimed- Oh, I'm a symmetry!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: September 22, 2023 11:44AM
Re: "Opposite Words".

I've always wondered how the phrase "now, then" ever came about...





Back to music.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 22, 2023 12:03PM




Ways to improve web conference image and sound quality. [forums.macresource.com]






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2023 12:08PM by pRICE cUBE.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: rz
Date: September 22, 2023 12:10PM
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Tiangou




Took a minute to get that!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Buzz
Date: September 22, 2023 12:17PM
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DP
Re: "Opposite Words".

I've always wondered how the phrase "now, then" ever came about...

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rz
Took a minute to get that!


I thought it was Rick Astley lovin' on his Kia?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheTominator
Date: September 22, 2023 12:30PM
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Buzz
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DP
Re: "Opposite Words".

I've always wondered how the phrase "now, then" ever came about...

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rz
Took a minute to get that!


I thought it was Rick Astley lovin' on his Kia?
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Soul music?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: September 22, 2023 02:05PM
Since you all are posting ST-related ones, here's a SW-related one:



Edit, here's another:






Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2023 02:20PM by PeterB.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: September 22, 2023 04:03PM
I still don’t get it. Can someone help a brother out, here?

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rz
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Tiangou




Took a minute to get that!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Buzz
Date: September 22, 2023 04:07PM
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anonymouse1
I still don’t get it. Can someone help a brother out, here?

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rz
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Tiangou




Took a minute to get that!


"I thought it was Rick Astley lovin' on his Kia?"

google it. The Rick part, not the Kia Soul part. 1987(?) was a very good year for him.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: September 22, 2023 04:07PM
always = never
coming = going
from = to
take = give
me = you
down = up



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: flareslow
Date: September 22, 2023 04:20PM
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anonymouse1
I still don’t get it. Can someone help a brother out, here?
Rick rolled!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: RgrF
Date: September 22, 2023 04:26PM
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flareslow
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anonymouse1
I still don’t get it. Can someone help a brother out, here?
Rick rolled!

Yeah! I wuz too.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: RgrF
Date: September 22, 2023 05:45PM
The walk from my house to the bar is 5 minutes.. The walk from the bar to my house is 35 minutes…

The difference is Staggering.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: September 22, 2023 06:31PM
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timg
always = never
coming = going
from = to
take = give
me = you
down = up

Thank you!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: September 23, 2023 02:19PM
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flareslow
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anonymouse1
I still don’t get it. Can someone help a brother out, here?
Rick rolled!

That video has 1.4 billion views!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: September 23, 2023 05:42PM
The Opposite Words took me a minute, and getting RR made me laugh.

The the SOUL music...

A very funny touch.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: wurm
Date: September 24, 2023 10:13AM
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S. Pupp

That video has 1.4 billion views!

Of those, I'll bet 1.3 billion were unintentional.
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