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Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: November 17, 2023 02:45PM




Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.

Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force, become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a @#$%&' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt, and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Zoidberg
Date: November 17, 2023 03:47PM
Reminds me of that movie with Walter Matthau and Robin Williams; I think there was a scene at the beginning (with the lady who said "I am terribly terribly terribly terribly terribly unable to help you") where there was a sign that said something like, "IF YOU CANNOT READ ENGLISH, GO TO LINE 4"

"The Survivors" (1983)

Quotes: [www.imdb.com]

Donald (Robin Williams): "My God that's sick. What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?"

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 17, 2023 09:11PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 17, 2023 09:28PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: November 18, 2023 06:49AM











Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: wurm
Date: November 18, 2023 09:59AM
Not a cat fan at all, but that Hercules one made me nearly choke on my coffee.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: November 18, 2023 10:22AM
I bought a straight jacket the other day, and I'm starting to regret it.

I thought it would be a good look, but I just can't pull it off.

...

I was hiking in the woods with a famed scatologist when we came across a brown mass.

"Bear?" I asked.

"No, clearly canine," she replied. She poked at it with a stick. "I think, a cocker spaniel mix, with..." She took a deep sniff. "Ah yes, poodle."

"You mean...?"

"Yes," she replied. "It's cocker poodle doo."



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 18, 2023 10:36AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: November 18, 2023 11:26AM





Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Speedy
Date: November 18, 2023 02:12PM
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Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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