So i’ve gotten a slow start this morning. I got my wife’s coffee ready for her-



About an hour later, I had to find a book-



Then I finally got downstairs to my office-



And got FF going today

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"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria

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In tha 360. MRF User Map

Cyantologists... ROFL, that was good!

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I'm still stuck on the coffee phase of the day...

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Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.

Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force, become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a @#$%&' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt, and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.

"So I asked my daughter to hand me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer, and handed me her iPhone. Long story short... the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken, and now she's mad at me."

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN, they become VERY ANGRY.

Paul

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Took me quite awhile to get that.




That.was.awesome.


"So I asked my daughter to hand me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer, and handed me her iPhone. Long story short... the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken, and now she's mad at me."


One of the funniest things I've seen all week, 'cept for - the Tominatrix.

I've been laughing at that from the moment you posted.

The Alaska pic took me a minute as the top half filled my screen.

I figured it was taped, but finally scrolling to the bottom have was a LLOL moment.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

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Took me quite awhile to get that.


....

I don't think I got it. I keep staring at the picture and I cannot think of anything else. DM if there is some other message that I should get... thanks

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gadje
I don't think I got it. I keep staring at the picture and I cannot think of anything else. DM if there is some other message that I should get... thanks

Maybe... milk for the coffee?

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I concur with both of the above comments.

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"So I asked my daughter to hand me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer, and handed me her iPhone. Long story short... the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken, and now she's mad at me."

Wins the Friday Funnies for today*




* it is after all a Mac Phorum.

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gadje
I don't think I got it. I keep staring at the picture and I cannot think of anything else. DM if there is some other message that I should get... thanks

Maybe... milk for the coffee?

I take mine Black. No Sugar.

I wrote under the image that it was an hour later till I got to the next task. My wife is very grateful when I prepare her coffee...

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I wrote under the image that it was an hour later till I got to the next task. My wife is very grateful when I prepare her coffee...

And then she sent you for a book.

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And very happy to oblige her! It has to do with coffee tomorrow...

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My take was the bow on the bra and the bow on the cup.

Bows and cups.

Besides, for me the only important part was the bodacious ta-tas.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

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RAMd®d
Besides, for me the only important part was the bodacious ta-tas.

As Tigger says, "TTFN."