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Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: January 12, 2024 07:44AM
So i’ve gotten a slow start this morning. I got my wife’s coffee ready for her-



About an hour later, I had to find a book-



Then I finally got downstairs to my office-



And got FF going today













In memory of Dickie Betts.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: January 12, 2024 11:47AM




In tha 360. MRF User Map
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: gabester
Date: January 12, 2024 11:55AM
Cyantologists... ROFL, that was good!



g=
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Spiff
Date: January 12, 2024 01:56PM
I'm still stuck on the coffee phase of the day...
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: January 12, 2024 02:03PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheTominator
Date: January 12, 2024 02:05PM
"So I asked my daughter to hand me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer, and handed me her iPhone. Long story short... the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken, and now she's mad at me."
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Spiff
Date: January 12, 2024 02:50PM
ROTFL
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: January 12, 2024 03:58PM
If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN, they become VERY ANGRY.

Paul
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: January 12, 2024 04:21PM






In memory of Dickie Betts.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: January 12, 2024 09:22PM


Took me quite awhile to get that.




That.was.awesome.


"So I asked my daughter to hand me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer, and handed me her iPhone. Long story short... the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken, and now she's mad at me."


One of the funniest things I've seen all week, 'cept for - the Tominatrix.

I've been laughing at that from the moment you posted.

The Alaska pic took me a minute as the top half filled my screen.

I figured it was taped, but finally scrolling to the bottom have was a LLOL moment.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: gadje
Date: January 13, 2024 12:03PM
Quote
RAMd®d


Took me quite awhile to get that.


....


I don't think I got it. I keep staring at the picture and I cannot think of anything else. DM if there is some other message that I should get... thanks
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: January 13, 2024 12:56PM
Quote
gadje
I don't think I got it. I keep staring at the picture and I cannot think of anything else. DM if there is some other message that I should get... thanks

Maybe... milk for the coffee?



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: wurm
Date: January 13, 2024 02:52PM
I concur with both of the above comments.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: RgrF
Date: January 13, 2024 05:52PM
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TheTominator
"So I asked my daughter to hand me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer, and handed me her iPhone. Long story short... the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken, and now she's mad at me."


Wins the Friday Funnies for today*




* it is after all a Mac Phorum.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: gadje
Date: January 13, 2024 07:05PM
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Tiangou
Quote
gadje
I don't think I got it. I keep staring at the picture and I cannot think of anything else. DM if there is some other message that I should get... thanks

Maybe... milk for the coffee?

I take mine Black. No Sugar.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: January 13, 2024 07:08PM
I wrote under the image that it was an hour later till I got to the next task. My wife is very grateful when I prepare her coffee...





In memory of Dickie Betts.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: January 13, 2024 07:09PM
Quote
DP
I wrote under the image that it was an hour later till I got to the next task. My wife is very grateful when I prepare her coffee...

And then she sent you for a book.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: January 13, 2024 08:22PM
And very happy to oblige her! It has to do with coffee tomorrow...





In memory of Dickie Betts.

Disclaimer: This post is checked for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Any attempts at humor are solely the responsibility of the author and bear no claim that any and all readers will approve or appreciate said attempt at humor.
My name is DP, and I approve this message.

"Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime."- Lavrentiy Beria
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: January 13, 2024 10:45PM
My take was the bow on the bra and the bow on the cup.

Bows and cups.

Besides, for me the only important part was the bodacious ta-tas.






I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheTominator
Date: January 14, 2024 05:21AM
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RAMd®d
Besides, for me the only important part was the bodacious ta-tas.

As Tigger says, "TTFN."
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