Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies

Posted by: DP

Date: January 19, 2024 06:39AM

So I made coffee for the wife but alas! After yesterday…

She was pretty beat. When she got her coffee…

(sigh) As a result, I can get right to FF;

Still dealing with the cold here-

Smart dog:

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: DP

Date: January 19, 2024 06:48AM

And one more-

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Rick-o

Date: January 19, 2024 10:13AM

Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.

Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force, become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a @#$%&' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt, and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Rick-o

Date: January 19, 2024 10:15AM

Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.

Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force, become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a @#$%&' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt, and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: gadje

Date: January 19, 2024 10:33AM

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Why are the men on top? This image could show the 2 panels side by side.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: wurm

Date: January 19, 2024 11:00AM

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Looks like 'Get a brain morans" could be bumped off the #1 spot.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: DP

Date: January 19, 2024 01:39PM

How about when teachers do it?

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: hal

Date: January 19, 2024 01:41PM

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: anonymouse1

Date: January 19, 2024 01:42PM

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Tiangou

Date: January 19, 2024 01:58PM

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Why are the men on top? This image could show the 2 panels side by side.

Technical answer: They're obviously sized to fit a 19-inch rack. Men are clearly disadvantaged when it comes to rack-sizing... MOST men.

...

And now for something completely different from r/AbruptChaos/:

...It's a GIF. May need to reload the page or even clear cache and reload to see it properly if you took your time scrolling this far down the page.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/19/2024 02:00PM by Tiangou.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: wurm

Date: January 19, 2024 02:49PM

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How about when teachers do it?

Ugh. I'm sure the teachers' union is incredible proud.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: PeterB

Date: January 19, 2024 04:05PM

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Maybe I'm just dense, but I'm not getting this one... other than their seemingly constant and inappropriate use of quotation marks... oh and the goofy haircuts and weird descriptions...

Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: rz

Date: January 19, 2024 04:21PM

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Maybe I'm just dense, but I'm not getting this one... other than their seemingly constant and inappropriate use of quotation marks... oh and the goofy haircuts and weird descriptions...

I don’t think it’s a funny… the one guy is Neil Peart, late drummer from Rush.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Speedy

Date: January 19, 2024 04:26PM

rz, thanks.

Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Buzz

Date: January 19, 2024 04:29PM

"Maybe I'm just dense, but I'm not getting this one... other than their seemingly constant and inappropriate use of quotation marks... oh and the goofy haircuts and weird descriptions..."

Maybe they're not taking their "limited" seriously enuphf.....?

but then again, I didn't read beyond "Limited Announcements"....
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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: DP

Date: January 19, 2024 04:38PM

Yes, we're glad Neil decided the parts manager life wasn't for him...

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: hal

Date: January 19, 2024 04:40PM

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the video that includes cacophonous audio is way better - damn, I love this one...

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I love the one white with black cat sitting under the window and doesn't move at all throughout the whole thing until the very end

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: PeterB

Date: January 19, 2024 07:00PM

rz, thanks. Not a Rush fan here, so I wouldn't have had any idea who that was.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Speedy

Date: January 20, 2024 01:06PM

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hal

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Tiangou

the video that includes cacophonous audio is way better - damn, I love this one...

[www.youtube.com]

I love the one white with black cat sitting under the window and doesn't move at all throughout the whole thing until the very end

Looks almost as wild as the jumping carp in our rivers.

Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Fritz

Date: January 20, 2024 02:48PM

hope I'm not to late.
Its still Friday .... somewhere.

"one door closes and another window opens"
Vlad the Impailer.

"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion."
Alexander the Great

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Fritz

Date: January 20, 2024 06:35PM

cat chaos is brilliant. add the sound and its a pass around even to those who don't like cats.

"one door closes and another window opens"
Vlad the Impailer.

"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion."
Alexander the Great

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Re: Friday Funnies

Posted by: Speedy

Date: January 20, 2024 09:11PM

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hope I'm not to late.
Its still Friday .... somewhere.

I suppose he could have used another term for cat that would provide plenty of warmth.

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