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Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: July 12, 2024 01:41PM
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Date: July 12, 2024 02:41PM
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Date: July 12, 2024 02:56PM
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Date: July 12, 2024 06:31PM
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Date: July 12, 2024 08:54PM
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Date: July 12, 2024 09:38PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DP
Date: July 13, 2024 06:03AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Fritz
Date: July 13, 2024 07:01AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Fritz
Date: July 13, 2024 07:07AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: July 13, 2024 08:41AM
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Fritz
Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull5h1t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: July 13, 2024 12:25PM
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