Was having an amorous moment with my significant other. Her fall detection was triggered, frantic moments spent canceling 911 call .



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2024 01:32PM by maco.

we never wear any devices during those activities



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2024 01:04PM by special.

.....usually when the leaves start falling off the trees....it is Fall......that/s my Fall detection.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

That’s the best subtle bragging I’ve seen in a long time!!

I would have let EMS arrive, just in case this happened.

Nice flex!

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

you didn't say, did you guys finish the "exercise"?

Nice. Meanwhile mine goes off while I'm trying to start up a chain saw. And no, that's not a euphemism.

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wurm
Nice. Meanwhile mine goes off while I'm trying to start up a chain saw. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Mine went off when I was vacuuming the car.

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Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)

Nice. Meanwhile mine goes off while I'm trying to start up a chain saw. And no, that's not a euphemism.

POMTL!


Mine went off when I was vacuuming the car.


That's just sad.

Mainly because it reminded me I need to vacuum my car.

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

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wurm
Meanwhile mine goes off while I'm trying to start up a chain saw.

Time for an electric chainsaw?

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wurm
Meanwhile mine goes off while I'm trying to start up a chain saw.

Time for an electric chainsaw?

I have one. Time to get it back from my brother who borrowed it a year ago .

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RAMd®d
Nice flex!

True (though I would have been even more impressed if SWAT had shown up).

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The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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RAMd®d
Nice flex!

Last year I fell and broke my leg, and a few months later my iPhone warned me that due to a change in my gait, I am at a greatly increased risk for a fall... Thanks Apple...

Help! I’ve fallen and I have no interest in getting up.