Tim Apple: so glad everyone loves our newest and bestest iPhone16 models! I forgot something very important at the launch event, so showcasing it here today. Welcome, AI Steve!

AI Steve Jobs: By now, you understand our greatest answer, ever! Even better than the iPod sock.

Who wants boring black slabs (he shows off the front of smart phone after smart phone).

Here at Apple, we decided to add a NEW thing, called the But'ton! Gives you infinite flexibility with controlling the eyes and ears of Apple Intelligence! See, even Nilay Patel things it makes a '...big difference.' Balances the aesthetics of the side of the iPhone. Go ahead, give it a try. No one has ever invented the but'ton before!

[www.theverge.com]

(in full disclosure, I am a pro-buttons voter!)

I’m vaguely recalling that a company tried that recently and failed

….after…..glow…..

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Wasn't that a Butt'On?

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=TC