A lawyer, sitting next to blonde on a long flight, was pestering her to play a game.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa.'
The blonde politely declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer made another offer: 'Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $1000' The blonde agreed.
The lawyer asked the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?'
The blonde silently reached into her purse, pulled out a five-dollar bill, and handed it to the lawyer.
Then she asked the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' And went back to sleep.
The lawyer did research on his iPhone, called his buddies etc, all to no avail. After over an hour, he gave up. He woke the blonde up and handed her $1000 and asked 'Well, so what is the answer?'
Again, without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep.
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This is a joke about trickle down economics...
99% of you won't get it.
Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.
Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
