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Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: mikebw
Date: July 16, 2007 11:54PM
Just checking up on my retirement status on my company's website, and according to their records I can retire in on January 1st, 2300.

I know we all have to make sacrifices sometimes, but I'm not too sure this is going to work out.
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: Jp!
Date: July 17, 2007 04:26AM
Cut expenses. Lower expectations. Don't you have SOMETHING you can sell?
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: MikeF
Date: July 17, 2007 08:07AM
2007 is half over, it's only 292 1/2 years. Don't be so pessimistic...
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: July 17, 2007 08:29AM
Hang in there! It will be here before you know it!



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: MGS_forgot_password
Date: July 17, 2007 08:57AM
Maybe you'll be lucky and they'll fix Social Security before then.
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: billb
Date: July 17, 2007 09:00AM
With or without full benefits ?

I'll bet there's quite a penalty for early retirement. :-) :-)
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: July 17, 2007 09:18AM
I see you have been following our advice!

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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: Jp!
Date: July 17, 2007 11:28AM
funniest photo in a long TIME>
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: Robo
Date: July 17, 2007 01:11PM
Obviously you have not watched The Secret and are just worrying about when you will be able to retire. The law of attraction means that your negativity is manifesting itself in the world. Just stop doing that and tell yourself you'll be rich and able to retire next week, and Wala! You'll be able to retire!
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Re: Only 293 years to retirement!
Posted by: mikebw
Date: July 17, 2007 11:43PM
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billb
With or without full benefits ?

I'll bet there's quite a penalty for early retirement. :-) :-)

According to the same, I will be fully vested on 12/31/2299. I was hoping for something closer to 2030. Or tomorrow...
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