Now that Wednesday is the new Tuesday, let's hear 'em !

Will Steve Announce:

He's starting to eat meat to try and get rid of his cancer ?

He's turning over the company to Woz while he works on a space-based media company ?

The new iPod now looks and feels like the iPhone, just without AT&T ?

Apple has forced AT&T to plant a new 1,000 square mile forest to make up for those 300 page iPhone bills ?

It will be Wednesday.

Unless it's Tuesday.

Depends on the RDF.

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Donkey (Ye Olde Farte of ye Internette) Hotay is a Tilted Windmill® enterprise.

Dana Perino will replace Steve at the end of Q1 2009.

I predict he will show up in one of these instead of his usual turtleneck.

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Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)

The new iPods will exceed expectations, AAPL will drop $20.

I predict that no one here will be 100% impressed/satisfied with whatever is announced on Wednesday, including me...

Jeff

Apple buys NBC.

LOL @ threeprong

I predict the new iPod with touchscreen is SO cool, I order one instantly.

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Good Luck!
Jamie Dresser
Other World Computing

2 new Macs:

1) The new Tablet Mac.
2) The new Mac Maxi, which is a Mini and Ministack in one. In between the Cube and Mini in size. It will not come with a Microwave.

1) Brown will not be the new black.
2) The new iPod will not run on the G5, contrary to rumors.
3) ...but it will require a .Mac subscription.
4) Jobs will laud the new iPods ability to download the Beatles on iTunes, something no other iPod or music player has ever been able to do before.
5) No matter how great the new iPod is well all come back here to bitch and moan b/c what fun is it to be a pollyanna.
6) I will continue to mke silly typos when posting about the new iPod

I'll take the pressure off of them. I love my current iPod Video, all I really need it to have is a wider screen. That's all I want. I'd be disappointed if it did not, in fact, have a wider screen. I'll shout that displeasure from the mountaintop. I'll call Steve Jobs every name in the book. Then talk about his mother.

See? I'm easy to please.

New iPods will be announced.

Prior to purchasing one, you must sign a release form stating that you do not intend to pursue class action suits as YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE BUYING: with regards to non-user replaceable battery; it'll get scratched if you rub it with sandpaper; you can only download iTunes copy-protected media for it (no other proprietary formats); you'll blow out your hearing if you use the earphones with the volume up all the way 24/7; and you agree not to put NBC shows on it.

Steve will remind us, once again since some of us didn't listen the first time, to not eat iPod shuffle!

~A

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Steve will remind us, once again since some of us didn't listen the first time, to not eat iPod shuffle!

~A

Ah, no you are wrong. Steve will announce edible iPods available in 1 GB cheddar and 2GB Irish cream.



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All I want is a WiFi-capable iPod that will run Safari like an iPhone, has a calendar and contact manager and a secure data program like Splash ID...

...to replace my Palm Zire 72.

I don't need a phone or a camera.

Is that asking too much?

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Don't ask who the bell's for, dude. It's you.

My prediction? Something DAMN exciting announced!

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