Scammer bid up my camera and sent a fake email claiming they sent me money via paypal. I now have the scammer's address in Nigeria. What lightweight piece of junk should I send him? I probably won't do anything but let's have fun with some suggestions.

I have a credit but I will need to relist the item.

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dried dog poo?

i knew excrement would be the first reply

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A pigs head.... deep frozen in dry ice. That'll last long enough to get it out of the US Postal Service's hands.

It shouldn't start to get REALLY REALLY ripe until it gets as far as Egypt, or South Africa... or wherever the mail plane lands or ship docks.
By the time the sodden, rotting mess ends up on the scammers desk with a liquidy "splot" and a cloud of flies, it should be JUST right to express your feelings.

If you feel that sending a pigs head is culturally insensitive to a scammer who might be muslim, substitute a cows head... but shipping will be more for a cows head.
Could also use sheep, but you know how hard it is to find a sheeps head nowadays?
The last carcass-gram I had to send, it took me a whole day just to locate a PIGS head.

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How about a Zune?

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How about a Zune?

I wouldn't want to b responsible for an international incident of that magnitude but it is tempting.

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One of these would make the point:

[www.merrillphoto.com]

P-p-p-powerbook!

[easynetworknyc.com]

I wish eBay would just block access to Nigerian IP addresses. Why can't they do that?

Why not print out one of these paper camera models and send it to them.

[www.eonet.ne.jp]

Or if you're feeling kind and want to send him something that actually takes pictures, print him out a copy of the Russian pinhole camera from the 70's, the Dirkon:

[www.pinhole.cz]



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