"Sammy Sosa probably will retire after rejecting an offer from the Washington Nationals.

'It's more than likely we have seen him in a uniform for the last time,' Sosa's agent, Adam Katz, said Wednesday."

His tired act will not be missed.

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Frank Robinson would not have put up with his act.

Two words:

Steriods Testing.

Buh

Bye.

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Don't ask who the bell's for, dude. It's you.

Will he change his name to Sammy Soso now that he's off steroids and not using corked bats?

His hat size will certainly be smaller now.

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3GHz - The clock is STILL ticking Steve.

Yeah,

Later Sam, dingleberry. One guy I won't miss. I'd rather watch Michael Jordan take cuts, at least you know he gives a crap.

I could go on but damn, Sammy really pulls on the short ones. I remember watching him play for the W Sox when he was first starting in the majors...pretty smallish guy...then came the spinachK...boom...blowhard, showboatin Sammy was born and mostly just a strikeout victim at that. Guh by is correct.

His teammates should have chewed through his achilles tendons and tossed him out on Clark St. along time ago, with his boom box clanking along after him.

At least he is smart to leave before the new steroid testing policy begins this season. He probably can even get into the hall of fame now.