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how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: jardster
Date: February 24, 2006 11:46AM
Drug rep brought a killer lunch today... platters of fried things (chicken, egg rolls, nachos... etc) as well as ribs. Only thing missing is a beer, but that just ain't cool in a doctor's office. Never mind how I keep my tie out of it, how do i eat it and still read the forum without getting "rib stuff" all over the keyboard of the TiBook?

Oh yeah, what are you having for lunch?




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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: MacMagus
Date: February 24, 2006 11:50AM
Mouse with your left elbow. Keyboard with the right elbow.
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: mattkime
Date: February 24, 2006 11:50AM
why aren't drug reps visiting me?
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: trisho.
Date: February 24, 2006 11:51AM
I'm having breakfast for lunch...Cascadian Farms Hearty Morning cereal, yoghurt, and some Trader Joe's bacon. But I might just skip it all and go to the Chinese place across the street for some ribs.

Must resist...trying to lose weight...

Wait, how can you even eat this stuff in a doctor's office? Did the drug rep completely ignore the context of the venue?!?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/24/2006 11:52AM by trisho..
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: February 24, 2006 11:52AM
just use your mouth. . .who needs fingers. . .

also makes it fun. . .like bobbing for apples. . .

smiling smiley


My lunch. . .99 cent Wendy's chili and 99 cent Caesar side salad (of course. . .nothing for free today)




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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: February 24, 2006 11:52AM
Ribs? In a doctor's office? Are you sure they're pork/beef?

I'm having Soylent Green for lunch.
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: SKYLANE
Date: February 24, 2006 11:53AM
If your elbows are to big to hit the keys, use the tip of your nose.
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: February 24, 2006 11:54AM
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: Guitarman
Date: February 24, 2006 11:55AM
Hmm never heard them called "drug reps" before. Street pharmacist maybe.


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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: 3d
Date: February 24, 2006 12:13PM
Are they Pepcid drug reps?
I got a bag of chips here from the vending machine down the hall. 75cents for 1.5oz bag of chips!!? $$#&*^$%)!!(@!
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: jardster
Date: February 24, 2006 12:16PM
we are a psychiatry office. the irony is the rep peddles a medication well known for causing weight gain. i guess it's salad for dinner tonight (with a beer of course!). ok, back to ribs...


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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: Guitarman
Date: February 24, 2006 12:28PM
Must be anti depresants. Most of them make you blow up like a blimp (although some have the opposite effect).


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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: pRON aHOLIC
Date: February 24, 2006 12:38PM
A big transparent trash can bag over the keyboard


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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: MGS_forgot_password
Date: February 24, 2006 12:57PM
Set blender to "liquefy" and find a straw.
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: billb
Date: February 24, 2006 01:20PM
Pencils, rubber eraser end on the keys.
Works with a trackball, too.

Somebody else's pencils. smiling smiley
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: JoeM
Date: February 24, 2006 01:55PM
1. Have cute office assistant chew food for you and place in your mouth. (method negotiable)

2. Take massive quantities of said freebee drugs brought by reps, then eat ribs so you won't care what gets all over your person, keyboard or cute office assistant.


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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: Michael
Date: February 24, 2006 04:42PM
JoeM Wrote:
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> 1. Have cute office assistant chew food for you
> and place in your mouth. (method negotiable)
>
> 2. Take massive quantities of said freebee drugs
> brought by reps, then eat ribs so you won't care
> what gets all over your person, keyboard or cute
> office assistant.

Sounds too much like "Fear Factor!"
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: The UnDoug
Date: February 24, 2006 07:00PM
That's actually a good idea, pRON. Did you figure that one out from all your pRON surfing? winking smiley
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Re: how do i eat ribs AND still read posts?
Posted by: pRON aHOLIC
Date: February 24, 2006 10:33PM
No comment


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