These are from one of my Gmail accounts:

Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II

Paris Hilton Finds God: God Issues Denial

Obama Captures Osama

Construction crews fill Paris Hilton's hole

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Aloha, Ken


“I have developed significant attachments to several members even though I wouldn't recognize them if I sat next to one on a park bench. I'm often tempted when in an airport to walk around, hollering "The Løpe", to see if anyone other than the Homeland Security people will acknowledge me. ” - The Løpe

"If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion, or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein. If there are any circumstances which permit an exception, they do not now occur to us." Justice Robert Jackson

I get lots of this lately:

Someone has sent you a $1000 Wal-Mart Gift Card!

Someone has sent you a $250 RED LOBSTER Gift Certificate!

Dell Notice:You've been selected to receive a Dell XPS ?!

You've been selected to recieve a 7 free Day


Test and Keep a IPod Touch
Apple Testers Needed : You've been to Test & Keep an Apple iPod Touch
With Participation See Site For Details
We are giving out a Brand New Apple iPod Touch to select online shoppers for taking a quick household shopping survey!
This is the LATEST model iPod and through this promotion you can test the new version and keep it free!
We are only looking for a select group of consumers to review these iPod.
Please act today to see if you qualify.
These iPods are available only online and shipped direct from the Apple via FedEx

Get Your iPod Now During Limited Time Promotion
This Exclusive iPod (A $500 Value) Is Limited! So Act Today

You're 5 minutes a way from a iPod Reward!

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Survey Reward Notice: You've been selected to Receive New 3G Apple iPhone
With Participation See Site For Details
We are giving out a Brand New 3G Apple iPhone to select online shoppers for taking a quick household shopping survey!
This is the LATEST model iPhone and will not be released to the public until July 11. Get Yours Today!
Sign Up Today & Get One Year of AT&T Service Free.
That's right: No Contract, Free Phone, Free Year of Service!
These iPhones are available only online and shipped direct from the AT&T via FedEx

Get Your iPhone Now During Limited Time Promotion
This Exclusive iPhone (A $1500 Value) Is Limited! So Act Today

You're 5 minutes a way from a iPhone Reward!

iPhone 3G Freatures: Phone, iPod, Internet & More!
The new 3G Speed means faster web ane email over new and improved 3G cellular networks.

"We are the narcotics professionals"

yeah, I just bet you are!

LOL!

Britney Spears To Name Baby Boy 'Billy Joe Jim Bob'

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