ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI

FROM THE DESKTOP OF THE CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC FINANCIAL OF CRIMES COMMISSION UNDER FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY:
How are you? i hope you are fine. Well, I believe by the time you will be through with this email and will understand and surely place your mind at rest as you are going to start a new life in no distance time. Most families have lost lives, homes and there great wealth due to the high rate of fraud and scams that has been all over the Nation and the world in general, but since the setup of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission alongside with the FBI Washington D.C for the purpose,these crimes has been reduced and we are fighting heavily to put this to an end.

Right now, [900 million]900 million us Dollars has been recovered from these fraudsters through our Intelligence network, and most suspects are still under our custody for proper investigations and trials. Your mail address has been found in our list of those that has been defrauded through some of these media, Account/bank transfer,dating and others. The bank transfer,and other means of sending money that has been sent so far to some country like London Ghana,Togo,Spain,South Africa and United States etc are being received here in our country by these scammers in the name of having transaction that you don't know about.You have approved to recieve back any sum of money that was scamed from you by any means.

An instruction has been giving that in no account should any money be paid to an individual through any means without a proper investigation. We have our agents in the bank all round the World with proper security to checkmate these scammers and any bank that goes contrary to our instruction will stand the risk of losing its certificate of accreditation.If this is true about you, do not border much because it is time for you to regain what you have lost .This wonderful compansetion program was introduced by the Economic Financial Of Crimes Commission(EFCC) and the FBI Washington DC.
All you need to do is to contact the head of verification department with this information below for further clarification and screening after which part of this money will be sent to you through any means which will be convenience for you as stated.
FULL NAME:
COUNTRY:
ADDRESS:
SEX:
MARITAL STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
AMOUNT SCAMED FROM YOU:
PHONE NUMBER:
OFFICE OF VERIFICATION ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION
Contact Person:MR. Michael Philip
EMAIL:fbi.investigatedept@gmail.com
OFFICE PHONE: +234-8022666946

Sign
MR. Andrew Graig
[Chairman EFCC Republic of Nigeria]
NOTE; Contact the verification office as you were instructed to the email above. This payment has a limited time frame for funds dispatch. Your response is expected within 7 working days of receiving this notice.
BEST REGARDS

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Wow! Congratulations on your windfall

"How are you? I hope you are fine"

I knew the FBI truly cared for us. This confirms it.

"Start a new life in no distance time"

Now that's funny.

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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making
him carry me, and yet assure myself and others
that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his
lot by all possible means — except by getting off
his back. - Leo Tolstoy, novelist and Philosopher
(1828-1910)

Now that's funny.


That's *exactly* what I thought!

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I am that Masked Man.

All you can do, is all you can do.

There’s trouble — it's time to play the sound of my people.

Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.

Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence.

I've been to the edge of the map, and there be monsters.

We are a government of laws, not men.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.

This is your new stimulus package..

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MacArtist

"… no distance time"

Sounds like quantum mechanics to me.

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And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts

I am so jealous. Some people have all the luck.

I think the US Govt. could end most worldwide spam/scams just by forcing Microsoft to put all it's tech phone/email support in Nigeria. Then all the Nigerian spammers/scammers would have real jobs (?) and Microsoft would have a diligent and creative tech support staff. Just and idea.

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blooz

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MacArtist

"… no distance time"

Sounds like quantum mechanics to me.

Quantum Physics - or maybe Mr. Graig would call it Quantum Physique

The FBI uses gmail -- who knew?!