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Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: mick e
Date: March 10, 2006 08:19AM










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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: March 10, 2006 08:22AM
Chuck Norris does not celebrate birthdays. He mearly beats the other 364 days of the year into submission with roundhouse kicks.
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: Mike F.
Date: March 10, 2006 08:37AM
Do you think Chuck roundhouse kicks his friends for each year of their age rather than punch their arms?
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: sscutchen
Date: March 10, 2006 08:42AM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Happy Birthday, Chuck!





Don't ask who the bell's for, dude. It's you.
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: March 10, 2006 09:37AM
Chuck Norris doesn't need bandwidth.
All other packets on the network cower in fear when his data approaches them.
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: incognegro
Date: March 10, 2006 10:43AM
Stephen Hawking once beat Chuck Norris in a foot race.

Chuck Norris once tried to enter an Ugly Contest and was told, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: $tevie
Date: March 10, 2006 10:47AM
This cracks me up every time I hear it:
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be


And these days I can make a cheap Brokeback Mountain reference to add to the larfs.
:-D
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: billb
Date: March 10, 2006 11:59AM
I can't think of one piece of video I'd want to watch of his.
Not one.

Apparently, I'm in the minority because he appears to have done well.
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: Anthony
Date: March 10, 2006 12:43PM
He did have a great movie fight with Bruce Lee in which he lost...
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: jdc
Date: March 10, 2006 01:23PM
LOL!

As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1976 Buccaneers, the worst team in NFL history, finishing their season 0-14 and losing by an average of 20 points per game. They were also shut out five times that season.
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Re: Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS! (hogband)
Posted by: ajakeski
Date: March 10, 2006 05:47PM
Sedgfield jeans....




I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? -Homer.
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