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Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: h'
Date: April 03, 2006 12:30PM
Please and thanks and sorry . . .
-h'



I suffer from the same sensitivity that you do. A few nuggets of wisdom were shared with me and I'm "trying" to incorporate them into my life. First, remember that nobody can hurt your feelings unless you let them. You can always reject what is being forced on you emotionally.
Second, nothing changes unless you change it. If you don't want the behavior to be repeated then you need to take action. Otherwise the kid has learned that his behavior is the way to get things done, because everyone lets him get away with it.
In the meantime I sympathize because I've been there.
-beerman
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: BigGuynRusty
Date: April 03, 2006 12:32PM
Google is amazing. I copied and pasted your topic, and this appeared.:
[www.google.com]

BGnR
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: smk
Date: April 03, 2006 12:35PM
[www.pakin.org]
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: h'
Date: April 03, 2006 12:58PM
BigGuynRusty Wrote:
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> Google is amazing. I copied and pasted your topic,
> and this appeared.:
>
>
> BGnR

I spent quite a while googling and could not come up with the one I wanted (posted after you).
You need to stay away from the internet on your "bad" days, BGR. You're a pretty helpful poster the other 10% of the time.






I suffer from the same sensitivity that you do. A few nuggets of wisdom were shared with me and I'm "trying" to incorporate them into my life. First, remember that nobody can hurt your feelings unless you let them. You can always reject what is being forced on you emotionally.
Second, nothing changes unless you change it. If you don't want the behavior to be repeated then you need to take action. Otherwise the kid has learned that his behavior is the way to get things done, because everyone lets him get away with it.
In the meantime I sympathize because I've been there.
-beerman
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: spearmint
Date: April 03, 2006 01:13PM
Some people here have issues.




Da Good Life
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: BigGuynRusty
Date: April 03, 2006 01:21PM
h' Wrote:
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> I spent quite a while googling and could not come
> up with the one I wanted (posted after you).
> You need to stay away from the internet on your
> "bad" days, BGR. You're a pretty helpful poster
> the other 10% of the time.

You said "Get a rock", I got you a rock, in fact several.
Next time write down your parameters list, and criteria before you start begging.

H', stop acting like an @#$%&, and a moron! <---Insults like this are approved by the MRP-Admin, as long as I use the word "acting", It is not an insult!

BGnR

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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: papercup
Date: April 03, 2006 01:30PM
[forums.macresource.com]
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: incognegro
Date: April 03, 2006 01:31PM
[ship-of-fools.com]

"Woe unto thee, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!"
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: April 03, 2006 02:43PM
> You're acting like vermin-ridden time-worn nasty rotten blockheads !!!!

Seacrest wrote:
> You vermin-ridden time-worn nasty rotten blockhead !!!!





I am not Ryan Seacrest, and I do not approve this message.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/03/2006 02:44PM by Seacrest.
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: PeterB
Date: April 03, 2006 03:02PM
You guys had better stop it, or risk The Wrath of BunBun™.




Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: April 03, 2006 03:29PM
Through this letter, I intend to serve as a facilitator who will help you draw your own conclusions about BunBun. That is, I'll be your "guide on the side", not a "sage on the stage". With my assistance, you'll soon gain a deep understanding of how BunBun apparently wants to use us to fulfill her crotchety mission. Instead of focusing on why we're all in this mess together, I would like to remind people that BunBun's strictures are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to call for proper disciplinary action against her and her attendants. The only way to destroy her Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that BunBun says that she would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a sadistic act. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. Her factotums are too lazy to act as a positive role model for younger people. They just want to sit back, fasten their mouths on the public @#$%&, and casually forget that most people don't realize that BunBun has already revealed her plans to bask in the negligent shine of exclusionism. She revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by a shiftless, pompous schmoe. Not only is her manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and entirely anecdotal, but I can't follow BunBun's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that my general thesis is that it is a grave injustice for her to condone universal oppression. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about BunBun in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that our path is set. By this, I mean that in order to solve the problems of mandarinism, nihilism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity, we must free her mind from the constricting trammels of isolationism and the counterfeit moral inhibitions that have replaced true morality. I consider that requirement a small price to pay because BunBun is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every acrimonious ideology finds expression in BunBun. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: She has no idea what she's doing. It follows from this that BunBun is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside herself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of her wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. I plan to turn BunBun's inaniloquent principles to our advantage. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that if BunBun continues to engage in or goad others into engaging in illegal acts, I will be obliged to do something about her. And you know me: I never neglect my obligations.

BunBun's claim that laws are meant to be broken is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind. I won't lie to you; the problem with BunBun is not that she's muzzy-headed. It's that she wants to redefine success and obscure failure. It is my personal opinion, based on years of observation, that she has announced her intentions to scrap the notion of national sovereignty. While doing so may earn BunBun a gold star from the mush-for-brains despotism crowd, when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, BunBun is drunk with power, which is why we must beat her at her own game. Whenever she is blamed for conspiring to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness, she blames her surrogates. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help BunBun require religious services around the world to begin with "BunBun is great; BunBun is good; we thank BunBun for our daily food". I believe it was Hegel who said, "Money is not the solution to our BunBun problem".

The central paradox of BunBun's animadversions, the twist that makes BunBun's beliefs so irresistible to nutty Luddites, is that these people truly believe that BunBun is the way, the truth, and the light. I would doubtlessly not have thought it possible that rash mendicants are the biggest threat to freedom the world has ever seen, but it's absolutely true. When I state that there will be imperious things said on both sides of this issue faster than you can say "scientificoreligious", I'm merely trying to discuss, openly and candidly, a vision for a harmonious, multiracial society. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.





I am not Ryan Seacrest, and I do not approve this message.
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: PeterB
Date: April 03, 2006 03:45PM
Dude, she's just a cat.

grinning smiley




Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: davester
Date: April 03, 2006 03:48PM
H', thou art a surly rump-fed puttock !



"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: hal
Date: April 03, 2006 05:45PM
My brain is a custom insult generator...
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Re: Custom insult generator site???
Posted by: BigGuynRusty
Date: April 03, 2006 07:47PM
hal Wrote:
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> My brain is a custom insult generator...

Now that is funny!
HAL Don't Need No Stinkin' Tools!

BGnR
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