I've been using Adium [www.adiumx.com] for awhile now for all of my IMing needs but just downloaded the Shakespearean Insult Script [www.adiumxtras.com] and it is cracking me up. Things like

Get thee gone, thou errant idle-headed flea!

Tune thy lute, thou craven codpiece-sniffing clack-dish!

Why, how now putz, thou fawning clay-brained coxcomb!

I love it ;) Just wanted to share.

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---“What you permit, you promote. What you allow, you encourage. What you condone, you own.”