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New Virus Alert
Posted by: RgrF
Date: December 29, 2005 07:50AM
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning of a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

• anti-social personality disorders
• delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
• extreme cognitive dissonance
• inability to incorporate new information
• pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
• inability to accept responsibility for own actions
• cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
• uncontrolled facial smirking
• ignorance of geography and history
• tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
• categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.




"Who's more foolish - the fool or the fool that follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi
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Re: New Virus Alert
Posted by: Greg the dogsitter
Date: December 29, 2005 10:03AM
RgrF Wrote:
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> The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and
> pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Look, I'm not an advanced humor analyst, but for heaven's sake...don't say the joke and explain the joke in the same sentence, man.
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Re: New Virus Alert
Posted by: RgrF
Date: December 29, 2005 05:03PM
You're right Greg.



"Who's more foolish - the fool or the fool that follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi
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Re: New Virus Alert
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: January 11, 2006 06:33PM
I was going to copy that and send it to my ultra-ulta right wing pals, but I can't figure out a good place to cut it.

I mean... they DID re-elect him.

(actually... the elected him for a first term ... but that's another argument)
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