advertisement
Forums

 

AAPL stock: Click Here

You are currently viewing the 'Friendly' Political Ranting forum
Discounted problem management
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 04, 2006 09:37AM
[hitman.us]

According to their site, they offer a "three-fer."
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: Otto Boners
Date: January 04, 2006 09:52AM
[www.appleswitcher.com]
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: lafinfil
Date: January 04, 2006 10:04AM
I take it that's the "club mix" ?



Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: Otto Boners
Date: January 04, 2006 10:12AM
Many more tracks available. Please visit soon.
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: lafinfil
Date: January 04, 2006 12:49PM
Sorry I meant "clubbed mix"

as is beating a dead horse of a joke



Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: Blue Monk
Date: January 05, 2006 09:57AM
[tinyurl.com]
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: Blue Monk
Date: January 05, 2006 09:58AM
[tinyurl.com]

........................



Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: Blue Monk
Date: January 05, 2006 10:33AM
Sorry about the double post!
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: incognegro
Date: January 09, 2006 09:49AM
DIAL A HITMAN (Jones/Letts) [performed by Big Audio Dynamite]

She's bugging me again
Run to use the phone
Find and rent a hitman
From the twilight zone

It was good in the beginning
But wife's become a drag
Found me a solution
In Adventure Mag

Five grand as downpayment
It's just a call away
Cheaper than some legal fee
And they do the job today

So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There's no extras for strip tease
We're the gang that
Couldn't shoot straight
But we aim to please

Viet vets and drifters
Shell shocked from the hill
At the Continental
Doc Savage pays the bill

Yah soldiers of fortune
But we're not mental giants
But mister I must tell you
Neither are our clients

So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There's no extras for strip tease
We're the gang that
Couldn't shoot straight
But we aim to please

Did a job in Georgia
Money in advance
Fingers through the post
With a chilling nonchalanche

Seen some civil war now
For the cash we took their lives
Back here on the homestead
Rich on peoples wives

We're eighties bounty hunters
With comical ineptitude
Modern cowboy cadres
Guns and glory dudes

So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There's no extras for strip tease
We're the gang that
Couldn't shoot straight
But we aim to please



Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Discounted problem management
Posted by: Racer X
Date: January 11, 2006 12:19AM
"HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."
Options:  Reply • Quote
Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.

Click here to login

Online Users

Guests: 373
Record Number of Users: 186 on February 20, 2020
Record Number of Guests: 5122 on October 03, 2020