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If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: Dennis S
Date: March 11, 2020 02:03AM
Or course not. They will hide him and hope like hell he pulls out of it. The excuse will of course be lame, on the order of Melania's "kidney operation."
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: GGD
Date: March 11, 2020 04:26AM
He'll be hospitalized while they perform his "routine physical".
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: March 11, 2020 06:28AM
He'll blame Pence


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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: samintx
Date: March 11, 2020 08:19AM
He is too strong to get the virus. Healthy beyond reason!
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: March 11, 2020 08:47AM
He will get it, be cryogenically frozen until after the election, and they will give his twitter account to a collection of schizophrenic patients in a federal facility. So we won't notice any difference.
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: Ted King
Date: March 11, 2020 08:49AM
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cbelt3
He will get it, be cryogenically frozen until after the election, and they will give his twitter account to a collection of schizophrenic patients in a federal facility. So we won't notice any difference.

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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: March 11, 2020 09:13AM
If he tests negative, we'll hear all about how his superior immune system can fight off any illness.
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 11, 2020 10:24AM
....you can tell if he starts to look orange.....oh, wait......never mind......


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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: steve...
Date: March 11, 2020 10:26AM
They would make an announcement that he's taking some extended vacation time at Mar-a-Lago.




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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: Acer
Date: March 11, 2020 10:36AM
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Ted King
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cbelt3
He will get it, be cryogenically frozen until after the election, and they will give his twitter account to a collection of schizophrenic patients in a federal facility. So we won't notice any difference.

smiley-laughing001

So you're saying Futurama got it wrong...it won't be Nixon's head in the jar...

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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: Numo
Date: March 11, 2020 11:07AM
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samintx
He is too strong to get the virus. Healthy beyond reason!

Nobody is healthier than he is. He’s the healthiest person in the world, if not the universe. Everybody says so.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2020 11:09AM by Ammo.
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: March 11, 2020 11:43AM
If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?

Probably not. During this pandemic, the CDC will want to avoid mass celebrations.
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Re: If Trump gets the virus, will they tell us?
Posted by: vision63
Date: March 11, 2020 12:56PM
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He will get it, be cryogenically frozen until after the election, and they will give his twitter account to a collection of schizophrenic patients in a federal facility. So we won't notice any difference.

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