(can you guess where this is going? ...wait for it....)

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A preeminent religious leader in Ukraine who blamed the coronavirus pandemic on same-sex marriage has tested positive for covid-19.

The 91-year-old made headlines in March when he told Ukrainian TV that the coronavirus crisis was “God’s punishment for the sins of men, the sinfulness of humanity.”

“First of all, I mean same-sex marriage,” he added. “This is the cause of the coronavirus.”

My test result shows WHAT?

Man, God is getting sloppy with his smiting these days, no?

(and best wishes for the old fart).

He’s an Orthodox Christian. Some of them can make our fundies look like liberals. Then again, most Orthodox clergy in this country don’t subscribe to batshit crazy ideas like this guy, and in fact have no problem with things like the Earth being billions of years old or evolution.

Or is it punishment for intolerance of same-sex marriage...?

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I knew it! what have I been telling you all along? You sinners are making us all pay for YOUR sins.

Punishment for the Kardashians, actually

Punishment for watching too much of The Apprentice.