please use this thread for 'parking lot jokes"

Rudy Giuliani and President Trump's campaign legal team are scheduled to hold a press conference Thursday.

The press conference on the team's legal efforts in the wake of this month's election is scheduled for noon EST.

I sure hope they were able to book Four Seasons Total Landscaping on such short notice! They have been quite busy!

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Loving life in Lake Tahoe, CA

I'm really enjoying the Giuliani Comedy Specials.

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Northern California Coast

Did you know Obama has been directing against trump the last 4 years. No one else. Obama has stayed in DC just for that mission. (according to Rush)

He describes after the Giuliani Comedy Special, Obama was there like a mafia boss, directed it all. He was even behind the Covid procedures that made Orange look bad. Now he is consolidating his legacy....a rolling coup.

So are Rush hasn't said Covid was just the flu. Keeps saying no one is carrying this news conference and YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT ! ! ! ! !

Did you know trump won the election by a landslide?



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good comment:

"When the case gets to court--
Giuliani: "Objection your honor! The defense is laughing at me!"
--"Sustained."
Giuliani: "Thank you, your honor."
--"No, I meant it was sustained laughter.""

.....Giuliani.....is nuttier than a fruitcake......

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Giuliani apparently melted during the presser.



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Giuliani apparently melted during the presser.

There are 5-minute hair dyes that you can use prior to showering. They'll hide the gray for a week or more.

But I guess the "showering" requirement is a bit much for him.

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.....hair dye.....running down.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

.....apparently people on his own team were heard on a 'hot mic' laughing and making fun of him.....for the hair dye.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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hal
Giuliani apparently melted during the presser.

.....I would just dye.....if it happened to me.....

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

OMG. Are those pics for real?

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Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)

Meridith McGraw White House Reporter @POLITICO

Someone running the Trump campaign's feed of this presser can be heard saying "can they hear us on the stream?" and talking about "Rudy's hair dye dripping down his face."

It looks like his hair took a giant drippy shit on his face.

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rj
AKA
Vreemac, Moth of the Future




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Somebody who loves him needs to tell him to retire to a private life - now.

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Ted King
Somebody who loves him needs to tell him to retire to a private life - now.

any wife in particular?

Don't laugh. The effects of tertiary syphilis are truly tragic.

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It looks like his hair took a giant drippy shit on his face.

That isn’t hair dye. Rudy’s brains have liquified and running out of his skull.

Laughingstock of the entire world.

Thanks, Dumbf.

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rjmacs
It looks like his hair took a giant drippy shit on his face.

That isn’t hair dye. Rudy’s brains have liquified and running out of his skull.

No brains in there to run out.
Maybe that’s where the phrase s h i t for brains comes from?

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It looks like his hair took a giant drippy shit on his face.

That isn’t hair dye. Rudy’s brains have liquified and running out of his skull.

...and it is apparent that he has $hit for brains.

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"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan

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Ted King
Somebody who loves him needs to tell him to retire to a private life - now.

any wife in particular?

Well, they all presumably loved him at least at some point, so maybe that would be enough for them to be willing to tell him he is only hurting himself now.

Giuliani spoke next to a map of the United States that purported to show “multiple pathways to victory,” with six key battlegrounds highlighted in red: Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. All of those states have been called for Biden, but the president’s personal attorney insisted his client would prevail — all while baselessly claiming that Trump was the victim of a “plan from a centralized place to execute these various acts of voter fraud.”

Giuliani said this scheme had been “specifically focused on big cities” with a “long history of corruption,” all of which were controlled by “Democrat bosses.” Mail-in ballots “are particularly prone to fraud,” he falsely claimed, and the lack of security protocols in some states meant that votes could have been cast by “a dead person” or even “Mickey Mouse.”

“What I’m describing to you is a massive fraud. It isn’t a little, teeny one,” Giuliani said, going on to complain to reporters that “the coverage of this has been almost as dishonest as the scheme itself.”

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rjmacs
It looks like his hair took a giant drippy shit on his face.

That isn’t hair dye. Rudy’s brains have liquified and running out of his skull.

No brains in there to run out.
Maybe that’s where the phrase s h i t for brains comes from?

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rj
AKA
Vreemac, Moth of the Future