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Trump heads to his golf course after vowing to ‘work tirelessly’ through the holidays
[www.nydailynews.com]

President Trump hit the links at his private golf course in Florida on Thursday despite pledging to “work tirelessly” through the holiday season amid a looming economic crisis of his own making.

In the Sunshine State for Christmas, Trump arrived at his namesake golf club in West Palm Beach shortly before 10:30 a.m. for a holiday round on the greens, according to a pool report.

A White House spokesman declined to say if any other golfers were expected to join Trump on the course.

The Christmas Eve outing — Trump’s 294th round of golf since taking office, according to a tracker service — followed an unusual entry on the president’s public agenda.

“As the Holiday season approaches, President Trump will continue to work tirelessly for the American people,” read the entry on Trump’s otherwise empty day. “His schedule includes many meetings and calls.”

While Trump tried to stay out of sand traps in Florida, millions of Americans forced into unemployment because of the coronavirus pandemic were on the brink of losing their final financial lifeline.

The word "@#$%&wipe" comes to mind here.

Dave

Filter won't allow the letter A followed by 2 dollar signs with wipe attached to it.

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“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” -- François de La Rochefoucauld

"Those who cannot accept the past are condemned to revise it." -- Geo. Mathias

The German word for contraceptive is “Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel”. By the time you finished saying that, it’s too late

A White House message on Christmas eve:



27 days

also stolen from twitter:

During three previous Christmas Eves of Pres. Trump’s term, he held video-call with troops, checked on NORAD’s Santa tracker and attended church services. Today golf and no other public events.

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also stolen from twitter:

During three previous Christmas Eves of Pres. Trump’s term, he held video-call with troops, checked on NORAD’s Santa tracker and attended church services. Today golf and no other public events.

Santa leaving Clean Coal in his stocking?

Hopefully that will soon become his former Golf Course.

Hey! He's working on improving his golf score!

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Central VA

If he golfs everyday until Jan. 21, I’m good. They’ll know he is on the links when they come to slap on the cuffs.

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Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.

He has not had a security paper since early OCTOBER!!!!!!! According to a govt person on TV.



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He has not had a security paper since early OCTOBER!!!!!!! According to a govt person on TV.

Good.

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Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)

Nero was a golfer.



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Nero was a golfer.

Toddler Don's more of a Caligula.



Selected as emperor by his great uncle Tiberius, Caligula may have ordered his benefactor’s suffocation.

His accession was popular, but after seven months an illness seemed to turn “Little Boots” into a monster. He killed at whim and financed himself with legalised looting.

He built a two-mile pontoon bridge just so he could ride his horse across the Bay of Baiae in defiance of a prophesy. The horse, Incitatus, lived in a marble stable, and Caligula may have made him a consul.

From AD 40 he started to present himself as a god, while his palace was described as a brothel, among the alleged @#$%& his own sisters.

The last straw, after famine and bankruptcy, was a planned move to Egypt to live as a sun god. This triggered his murder in January 41 AD.

I totally forgot that Communism started on Twitter. D'Oh!

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