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This from the redneck contingent at Mother's Day gathering.
Posted by: Dennis S
Date: May 10, 2021 06:18PM
My redneck niece with a one year old girl:

Every time I go to a store or office in town, they always try to get me to sign up for free books from Dolly Parton. I always tell them we don't want none. We already got books.

Her mother:

The new neighbors across the street, the first thing they did was put up a rainbow flag.

Her mother's mother:

You have to watch those day care centers. (Unintelligible) sex toys in with the regular toys in the closet.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2021 06:27PM by Dennis S.
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Re: This from the redneck contingent at Mother's Day gathering.
Posted by: hal
Date: May 10, 2021 06:20PM
That reminds me of an emergency nurse's story about a Ken doll and from where it needed to be extracted, but this is a family forum...
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Re: This from the redneck contingent at Mother's Day gathering.
Posted by: pdq
Date: May 10, 2021 07:36PM
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hal
That reminds me of an emergency nurse's story about a Ken doll and from where it needed to be extracted, but this is a family forum...

Heh. Which reminds me of a radiologist who had a collection of x-rays showing...umm...foreign bodies in the rectum.

He showed us one, which I won’t describe, but he said that the patient claimed he had “fallen in the garden”.

rolleyes smiley
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Re: This from the redneck contingent at Mother's Day gathering.
Posted by: Acer
Date: May 10, 2021 08:06PM
Million to one shot, Doc---million to one.
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Re: This from the redneck contingent at Mother's Day gathering.
Posted by: btfc
Date: May 10, 2021 10:49PM
“ Million to one shot, Doc---million to one “


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