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COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Spock
Date: January 15, 2022 07:42PM
When confronting an anti-vaxer, particularly a young male, you can point out that according to a peer reviewed study from University of Miami Miller School of Medicine, published in The World Journal of Men's Health, COVID-19 Endothelial Dysfunction Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction or Droopy Dick.

In other news:-

COVID-19 Dick - 1 1/2 Inches smaller

"An anonymous man in his 30s who had to be hospitalized after contracting COVID-19 last July now claims that the disease left him with a shrunken penis and erectile dysfunction.

"Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average."


Its on Fox News so it must be true.

Protect the Crown Jewels - Get Vaccinated.



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Rolando
Date: January 16, 2022 12:06AM
Would those button-dicks notice it getting smaller?



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: graylocks
Date: January 16, 2022 12:13AM
how does he know he was bigger than “normal?” are you dudes comparing in the johns or something?



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: RgrF
Date: January 16, 2022 12:45AM
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graylocks
how does he know he was bigger than “normal?” are you dudes comparing in the johns or something?

When did we never?
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: RecipeForDisaster
Date: January 16, 2022 10:18AM
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Spock
When confronting an anti-vaxer, particularly a young male, you can point out that according to a peer reviewed study from University of Miami Miller School of Medicine, published in The World Journal of Men's Health, COVID-19 Endothelial Dysfunction Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction or Droopy Dick.

In other news:-

COVID-19 Dick - 1 1/2 Inches smaller

"An anonymous man in his 30s who had to be hospitalized after contracting COVID-19 last July now claims that the disease left him with a shrunken penis and erectile dysfunction.

"Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average."


Its on Fox News so it must be true.

Protect the Crown Jewels - Get Vaccinated.

When I first saw this, I read it as "shrunk TO 1.5”".
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: pdq
Date: January 16, 2022 11:56AM
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RecipeForDisaster

When I first saw this, I read it as "shrunk TO 1.5”".

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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Speedy
Date: January 16, 2022 12:21PM
It’s nice to know that not everything having to do with COVID45 is on the rise.



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: RecipeForDisaster
Date: January 16, 2022 12:52PM
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Speedy
It’s nice to know that not everything having to do with COVID45 is on the rise.

Underrated comment.
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Ammo
Date: January 16, 2022 03:32PM
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graylocks
how does he know he was bigger than “normal?” are you dudes comparing in the johns or something?

Well, yes but only for the last 200,000 years or so.



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Acer
Date: January 16, 2022 03:42PM
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Ammo
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graylocks
how does he know he was bigger than “normal?” are you dudes comparing in the johns or something?

Well, yes but only for the last 200,000 years or so.

Hey, the first rule of the junk comparison club is to never talk about the junk comparison club.



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: graylocks
Date: January 16, 2022 03:54PM
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Ammo
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graylocks
how does he know he was bigger than “normal?” are you dudes comparing in the johns or something?

Well, yes but only for the last 200,000 years or so.

But doesn't that mean that every guy has his own perception of normal?

I guess some women obsess on their breast size. Not in my circle, though. You guys have it so rough...smiley12



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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: GGD
Date: January 16, 2022 04:37PM
They can always try to balance things out by getting vaccinated in order to get the gigantic testicles that Nicki Minaj was reporting.
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: RecipeForDisaster
Date: January 16, 2022 06:00PM
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GGD
They can always try to balance things out by getting vaccinated in order to get the gigantic testicles that Nicki Minaj was reporting.

Is that a good look, though?
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: January 17, 2022 07:01AM
I guess some women obsess on their breast size.

Many men obsess about women's breast size, as well.




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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: January 17, 2022 08:50AM
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graylocks
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Ammo
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graylocks
how does he know he was bigger than “normal?” are you dudes comparing in the johns or something?

Well, yes but only for the last 200,000 years or so.

But doesn't that mean that every guy has his own perception of normal?

I guess some women obsess on their breast size. Not in my circle, though. You guys have it so rough...smiley12

It's definitely easier at times to hang out with my friends in that circle.
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: samintx
Date: January 17, 2022 11:50AM
He needs the booster. That cures all !
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: January 17, 2022 01:10PM
Isn't Shorter Droopy Dick a character on 'Shameless'?
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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: Michael
Date: January 17, 2022 02:08PM
The CDC should recommend that men get a koteka to go along with the vax.

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Re: COVID-19 Bonus - Shorter Droopy Dick
Posted by: lost in space
Date: January 17, 2022 11:46PM
It's on Fox, just the audience we want this to reach!old fogey smiley



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