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Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: January 14, 2023 08:44AM
Newly-elected Idaho Republican legislator, Rep. Jack Nelsen, introducing himself to the House Agriculture Committee-
”I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired…. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions.”





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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: gadje
Date: January 14, 2023 09:14AM
I have biked all my life, I have walked every day, so if you want some ideas on automobiles and self driving cars, I have some definite opinions.
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: Tiangou
Date: January 14, 2023 09:36AM
I've had atoms in my body my whole life, so when it comes to running a nuclear power plant, I have some definite opinions.



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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: Ted King
Date: January 14, 2023 09:52AM
From his campaign website:

[jacknelsenidaho.com]

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A Vibrant Future Starts With Getting Back to Basics...

...and most importantly, using common sense, respect, and integrity when approaching challenges.

facepalm



e pluribus unum
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: Speedy
Date: January 14, 2023 11:22AM
Let me tell you kiddies, I remember when Idaho elected the likes of Frank Church to the Senate.



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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: GGD
Date: January 14, 2023 12:34PM
So I take it that from his experience he's in favor of the following for women. Seems like some sort of liberal.

Public nudity
Public breast feeding
Use of breast pumps
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: gadje
Date: January 14, 2023 12:40PM
smiley-laughing001

Also I don't think there is any law preventing cows from having sex in public.



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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: January 14, 2023 01:29PM
I’m a lifelong constipation sufferer. I’ve had external and internal hemorrhoids and anal fissures. I have definite opinions on buttholes.



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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: Ted King
Date: January 14, 2023 02:35PM
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smiley-laughing001

Also I don't think there is any law preventing cows from having sex in public.

The problem with that is that dairy cows don't have sex with a bull anymore to have a calf. Think of a form of turkey baster.



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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: Speedy
Date: January 14, 2023 05:21PM
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gadje
smiley-laughing001

Also I don't think there is any law preventing cows from having sex in public.

The problem with that is that dairy cows don't have sex with a bull anymore to have a calf. Think of a form of turkey baster.

Which is exactly what Republicans see for the future for women.



Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: kj
Date: January 14, 2023 06:12PM
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gadje
smiley-laughing001

Also I don't think there is any law preventing cows from having sex in public.

The problem with that is that dairy cows don't have sex with a bull anymore to have a calf. Think of a form of turkey baster.

Which is exactly what Republicans see for the future for women.

Some Republicans. There are still some reasonable ones here. This guy's a dork, but I don't think he's a super Trumper. Band teacher from Jerome (a whole 'nother world).
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: deckeda
Date: January 14, 2023 08:09PM
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kj
Some Republicans. There are still some reasonable ones here. ...

Yes, but they elect people like him because of the R behind his name. Or they sit out and let others elect people like him, and before you know it all sorts of reasonable Republicans create a majority in the Congressional House run by a minority of bat guano Freedom Caucus types and their Speaker toadies.
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: davester
Date: January 15, 2023 03:43PM
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gadje
smiley-laughing001

Also I don't think there is any law preventing cows from having sex in public.

The problem with that is that dairy cows don't have sex with a bull anymore to have a calf. Think of a form of turkey baster.

Which is exactly what Republicans see for the future for women.

Some Republicans. There are still some reasonable ones here.

There may be some reasonable ex-Republicans, but the old Republican party that they belonged to is dead and buried. Anyone that still belongs to and/or votes with the current Republican party is NOT reasonable.



"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: kj
Date: January 16, 2023 10:38AM
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smiley-laughing001

Also I don't think there is any law preventing cows from having sex in public.

The problem with that is that dairy cows don't have sex with a bull anymore to have a calf. Think of a form of turkey baster.

Which is exactly what Republicans see for the future for women.

Some Republicans. There are still some reasonable ones here.

There may be some reasonable ex-Republicans, but the old Republican party that they belonged to is dead and buried. Anyone that still belongs to and/or votes with the current Republican party is NOT reasonable.

Not here, and the op is about Idaho.
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: RgrF
Date: January 16, 2023 02:54PM
Idaho!

If police & fire pension checks from California were to suddenly end, the state would fold like a house of cards. winking smiley
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Re: Idaho-lee crap! ‘Women’s health? Let me explain how cows work…’
Posted by: kj
Date: January 18, 2023 11:37AM
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RgrF
Idaho!

If police & fire pension checks from California were to suddenly end, the state would fold like a house of cards. winking smiley

No, the state would go back to being a nice place.
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